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Story by Apemann
An official tries to fit a man into a pigeon-hole...
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dont turn on the light
Story by haleyhayseed
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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I want to be Captain
Story by mudswimmer
A sailing holiday around the Greek islands gradually turns into a nightmare. Essential reading for those planning a sailing holiday with friends.
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Pandora
Derk tries to convince a nosey customs man that some trunks are best left unopened.
18+
10 Things Not To Do
Story by robertmoons
10 things not to do.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
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The Poop In The House
Story by 21connollyap
By:Aidan Connolly

Top Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is guaranteed a laugh.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
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Super Heroes NOW!
Story by robertmoons
Three costumed heroes who have no super powers will meet their biggest fan – an enthusiastic nine-year-old boy.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is guaranteed a laugh.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.

Latest Funny Short Stories

PG
Just a Draft
Story by 🌸Fate
The battle of writing
15+
Going Away - Chapter 11
Story by Apemann
An unexpected offer for Louisa...
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FIRST KISS
Story by salpa58
Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.
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Haiku - Selection 1
Poem by Apemann
A selection of my haiku poems...
12+
The Princess and the Impatient Frog
Story by Sapodilla
“So, Princess. Are you going to kiss me or not?” The Princess snorts like a coffee machine and shrugs.
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Spring
Story by Blackcat
A car accident...
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Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^
15+
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
12+
Facebook faux pas
Story by Apemann
How modern social media can trip you up if you're not careful..
15+
The Advice
Story by Apemann
Some people just WILL NOT listen...
15+
Lenny, Marcus and Stonehenge
Story by Apemann
Two friends and the Winter Solstice
15+
Out
Story by Apemann
Another micro-fiction tale...
12+
Inspiration
Story by Apemann
Another of my micro-fiction stories
12+
Edited
Story by Apemann
More micro-fiction
12+
Are We There Yet?
Story by Apemann
Another micro-fiction story
15+
Absurd
Story by Apemann
A micro-fiction tale
15+
Noxious
Story by Apemann
Any dog owner should be able to relate to this story!
18+
Tardy
Story by Apemann
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
Story by djreed7100
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
Story by Apemann
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
Story by Apemann
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Story by djreed7100
Reasonably fair day to let it go
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Will It Go Round In Circles
Story by James Hold
Strange doings at the Preston residence.
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Greek Dinner
Restaurant customers Wolfgang, Angela and Jeroen make hard demands to waiters Alexis and Yanis.
12+
Multiple Organisms
Story by BellyBuster
Two people with multiple personalities meet and a relationships develops.
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dont turn on the light
Story by haleyhayseed
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.
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momentum
Story by djreed7100
motion catching motion
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Fortress
Story by djreed7100
3rd portion of story Saucy
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More
Story by djreed7100
segment 2
18+
Bullseye
Story by djreed7100
butterflies and fire
15+
Stolen NIght
Story by djreed7100
sun comes up
PG
Detective Party
Story by BritneyGoldy
Lets just say..Its a detective party.
15+
A girl walks into a bar.....He He He.........!
Story by Duncan
A funny story, but yet witty with a little bit of dark humor
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This Is What Happens When I Get Tired...
Story by Bird
Due to popular demand (one comment) I have made another story.
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Burp
Story by djreed7100
tryth
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Dismay
Story by djreed7100
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
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This Is What Happens When I Get Bored...
Story by Bird
The title says it all. (this story makes no sense)
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
18+
Train Staton in Paris
Story by John Smith
Searched by the police
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In the end... It all DEPENDS, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Nothing works when you need it too!!!
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Goofing Around
Story by corycates
An interesting day of HIgh School
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The lesson
this story is about a loving couple who teach their cousin a lesson
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The Poop In The House
Story by 21connollyap
By:Aidan Connolly
PG
There Was Once A Sheep
Poem by Simon Cowell
just a funny short poem I wrote lol hope you like
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Munchies
Getting a bite to eat becomes an adventure for dim witted teenagers Jimmy and Leon.
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Up To Speed
The General and his aide, Faulkner, manage Operation Flyswatter, the elimination of a rogue Special Forces officer.