Funny Short Stories

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I'm Blind, by Dr. Philbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a trip to Walmart with his family only to end in disaster and handcuffs.
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Ass and the Mule, The
By Author Unknown
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Safari to Egaleo
Leon goes to visit his friend Jimmy in Egaleo, but his trip quickly takes a turn for the worse.
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Victor Ludorum RIP
Young Victor Ludorum met his death at the school in many sad, violent and implausible ways. But who was Victor Ludorum? Did he ever exist?
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Bullseye
butterflies and fire

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Can I have a bl*w job?
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
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The Poop In The House
By:Aidan Connolly

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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The Chili Fart
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is guaranteed a laugh.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
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Super Heroes NOW!
Three costumed heroes who have no super powers will meet their biggest fan – an enthusiastic nine-year-old boy.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is guaranteed a laugh.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Brace for It!
By Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
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Facebook faux pas
How modern social media can trip you up if you're not careful..
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The Advice
Some people just WILL NOT listen...
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Lenny, Marcus and Stonehenge
Two friends and the Winter Solstice
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Out
Another micro-fiction tale...
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Inspiration
Another of my micro-fiction stories
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Edited
More micro-fiction
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Are We There Yet?
Another micro-fiction story
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Absurd
A micro-fiction tale
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Noxious
Any dog owner should be able to relate to this story!
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Tardy
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Reasonably fair day to let it go
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Will It Go Round In Circles
Strange doings at the Preston residence.
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Greek Dinner
Restaurant customers Wolfgang, Angela and Jeroen make hard demands to waiters Alexis and Yanis.
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dont turn on the light
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.
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momentum
motion catching motion
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Fortress
3rd portion of story Saucy
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More
segment 2
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Bullseye
butterflies and fire
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Stolen NIght
sun comes up
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Detective Party
Lets just say..Its a detective party.
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A girl walks into a bar.....He He He.........!
By Duncan
A funny story, but yet witty with a little bit of dark humor
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This Is What Happens When I Get Tired...
By Bird
Due to popular demand (one comment) I have made another story.
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Burp
tryth
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
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This Is What Happens When I Get Bored...
By Bird
The title says it all. (this story makes no sense)
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
18+
Train Staton in Paris
Searched by the police
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In the end... It all DEPENDS, by Dr. Philbilly
Nothing works when you need it too!!!
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Goofing Around
An interesting day of HIgh School
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The lesson
this story is about a loving couple who teach their cousin a lesson
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The Poop In The House
By:Aidan Connolly
PG
There Was Once A Sheep
just a funny short poem I wrote lol hope you like
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Munchies
Getting a bite to eat becomes an adventure for dim witted teenagers Jimmy and Leon.
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Up To Speed
The General and his aide, Faulkner, manage Operation Flyswatter, the elimination of a rogue Special Forces officer.
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Cortex
Orpheus tries to persuade Leo to join him in the fight against the Cortex.
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Intrusion
Space ship engineer Silas encounters an uninvited guest in the ship's toilet bowl.
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Tipster
Detectives Tuggs and Croquet receive an anonymous tip in a strange location.
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Crescendo
Cymbalist Stuart Thrasher outdoes himself when the symphony orchestra swells to a crescendo, to the conductor's chagrin.
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Safari to Egaleo
Leon goes to visit his friend Jimmy in Egaleo, but his trip quickly takes a turn for the worse.
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Jumper
Detectives Tuggs and Croquet respond to a suicide threat with their unique approach.
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Invasion
Space shuttle engineer Silas comes against a fearsome, furry beast which is more than he thinks it is.
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The Terror of the French Resistance
Colonel Vasoline had planned his ambush on the Germans to the last detail. But he had no way of expecting... The Terror of the French Resistance!