The spoon.

One day a man walks into a resturant, he orders and notices the empolys have good mannors and their respectful. The man thinks to himself "My this is a wonderful resturant" and his soup was just perfect! He accidently drops his spoon on the floor, and notices quickly a waitress replaces it as the man says thank you he looks down and sees the mans button undid. He says why are your pants undone what the hell? The waitress says oh so when i go to the bathroom all i got to do is use the spoon to pull my dick out.

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