Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
Posted 5 years ago (19/11/08)
Genre: Comedy
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."

The farmer shot Chuck.

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