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Dam and Damn
Dam and Damn

Dam and Damn

HikkighiaKuro
11 Reviews

A man goes out to buy his family dinner. As he's shopping a kid selling fish asks him, "Hello sir. Would you like to buy some dam fish?" The man replies "Hey watch your language little squirt." The kid then explains that he caught the fish at the dam. The man replies "Oh, well in that case sure, I'll buy some dam fish."

The man arrives home and shouts "Honey cook this dam fish." Eventually she finishes cooking everything and that automatically gives birth to dinner time. The man and his son are already at the table. The man says "Honey can you pass me the dam fish." Then the son smiles and says "That's the spirit dad, hey mom, pass me the fucking potatoes."

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Hikkighia
Kuro
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Posted
15 Oct, 2019
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<1 min
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