I am your elf on the shelf
I have been sent by santa. I am here to check if you are being naughty or nice. If you are nice, santa will bring you gifts, if not well you get it. I hope i will not have to see you be anything other than nice. There are always consequences.
I see you have been having some problems
Earlier you told your brother I am nothing but stuff in fabric. That is not true or nice. He is very sad. I am rather fond of him. What you did was not nice. You know what that means. I’ll give you until tonight to fix your actions. Sleep tight.
I see your actions are not fixed
You’ll notice the blood on the floor to the left of you. It’s rather fresh. Please take note of that. I would like to warn you might want to reconsider your actions before you lose another finger.
I see you have tried to remove me
Santa will not like that. He will not like that at all. You had your mom moved me into the garage. Bad choice. It was cold in there. You made your brother very sad. You told him I was not real. I thought last time would have convinced you. All this over one little finger. So disappointing. As for me not being real, you mom locked the garage. She was in her room all night after. Sleep tight.
I am very sad to inform you your first child will not be attending breakfast. Where is she you ask. Well I have a question for you. Where do you think santa gets those small, four fingerd, childlike helpers in his workshop?
I’ll see you all next year.
-your elf on the shelf
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