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two dead boys
two dead boys

two dead boys

Sentimental_creatureβ˜‚ 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓹𝔂 β˜‚
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,

I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout β€œHooray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,

Just ask the blind man, he saw it too."

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β˜‚ 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓹𝔂 β˜‚
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