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Buddy the Rat.

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Written by Poet 1 year ago in Funny Short Stories. 0 Favorites. 855 Views.

Buddy the Rat.
Buddy just sat
He sat on my face
Ew, that's not a good place
Get this rat away
Can you do it today?
Buddy get down,
You're missed in your town.
My face doesn't like you,
What can my face do?
What if you bite me?
You're on my eye, I can't see.
Buddy, can you stop.
I will smash you, POP
I was joking, calm it.
I am about to throw a fit
Uggh, get it away, please.
Seriously, come on, ACHOOO, Sneeze? (:

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