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God Has Great Morning Breath

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Written by Julie Gracie 3 years ago in Funny Short Stories. 0 Favorites. 2340 Views.

One morning I went into my daughters room to wake her up to get ready for school. I laid my head on her chest and gave her a hug. She sighed, and her breath rolled down my face.

"Whew! You've got some serious morning breath!" I said. She laughed and we proceeded with the morning routine.

As we headed out the door to leave, a gust of wind came up and almost blew us off the porch. In the innocence of a second grade voice, my daughter said, "Wow mom! God's got great morning breath!"

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