Eat My Words!
By Matt Decker
Do you oft bite off
more than you can chew?
Who doesn't want his cake
and to eat it too?
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Bad apples fall not far from the tree.
Bad eggs can become the big cheese.
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Ginger is one spicy carrot top.
Full of beans, she's the cream of the crop.
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Hazel Nutt is out to lunch.
Will she ever come back?
Well in a nutshell,
She's a hard nut to crack.
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Pie in the sky is half-baked.
Sizzle fizzles.
Where's the steak?
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The gravy train crashed and spilled the beans.
A surprising yet appetizing scene!
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Hot potatoes don't quit cold turkey.
Cows are had before beefs become jerky.
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The couch potato is slower than molasses
Drinking like a fish from half-empty glasses.
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Breadwinners make the cheddar
and bring home the bacon.
There's an apple in her eye
and a bun in the oven bakin'.
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Spilled milk
ain't exactly
Joe's cup of tea.
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Sugar Daddies
Hot Tamales --
Honey is bittersweet.
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He egged her on when she buttered him up.
That's the nature and the flavor
of sugarcoated love.
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Humble pie takes the cake.
That's the way the cookie breaks.
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Šī¸ Matt Decker
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