No Money Back Guarantee
By Anthony E
Not too many breaths left to take
Regrets, more than I can see
I wish I could turn time on its back
In life, there's no money back guarantee
Customer service is out of order
Black Friday deals won't save your soul
If you want to get what you pay for
You've got to stand in line and pay the toll.
I wish that I could make time stand still
And freeze your smile in ice
To make new memories at will
Now wouldn't that be awfully nice
No returns on my words
All life, pure sanctity
But my time has run, my time has come
And there's a no money back guarantee
Author Notes: In life, there are regrets, no exchanges, you get what you get---it's what you do with your merchandise is what separates you.
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