It was just a normal day when shrek waked throgh the garden to meet the love of his life her name was Fiona but shrek only loved lord farquad. When fiona was asleep hrek would sneek to duloc and go bowling with lord farquad. shrek didnt know if he could tell anyone though because being an ogre lord was illegal. but one day shrek went to town and made every pesant lift him up and declared that he was in love with lord farquad. the entire town was so happy and cheered with joy because they always secretly wanted an ogre lord. the whole town including the new ogre lord and the og lord farquad went to shreks house and kicked fiona out and left her in her tower but first they took her toes so she could never be wanted and every non ogre stan thinks shes nast. in the end duloc (not including fiona) lived happily ever after and shrek carried lord farquad though the hills on his back because was so small and thats the real story of shrek
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