Some Problems Can Only Be Solved by a Man Reviews
I almost gave up on this one at the start due to the (wholly unnecessary) repetition of the words 'The List' in bold letters. Once or twice would have made the point far more effectively than the Five times you used it...
However, I rad on and found myself amused. As a committed dog-lover I was easily able to imagine the scenario you draw, having also been confounded by tin cans that would not easily open!
A good, comic piece that would benefit from one or two minor tweaks to make it wonderful. Good work!

Funny story. :)
Remember to write out numbers with letters instead. Especially if it's anything lower than a hundred.

Wow. I almost fell over. That was great!! Please do write more like this!!
