That is All

Have you ever seen a Goat in a Boat?

Or a Sheep riding in a Jeep?

Or a Horse whose throat is Hoarse?

Or a Duck who likes to swim in Muck?

These things are way beyond compare

Until I saw a Hare that didn't have Hair

I saw a Dalmatian on a vacation

Looking for his favorite spot

But he had to retire when he saw a fire

Although he almost forgot

I saw a Dolphin who was missing a phin

So I just called it a Dol

It did not begin to swim

And it curled up in a ball

I saw a crab that was crabby

I saw a gold fish that wasn't gold

I saw a crockodile wearing crocs

And a toad without any toes

But the one thing that I never saw

Was a lumberjack without a saw

Because if he can't see the tree

How would he know what to saw if he can't see his saw.

So if it's a Hare or a Dol or a Toad or a Saw

You never know until you know and that is all.

Author Notes: My other submissions are much better, this one is under the weather.

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