The Dark Stench
By Blitzø
(This is just a joke. Please don't take it literally!)
A fart. Some of us know it as the west wind, some of us know it as the bottom burp, some of us know it as the one-cheek squeak. But all of us know one thing. It is stinky and is far worse than the cooties. Although we are unaware if the fart is contagious, cooties do not hold a horrible stench. And we all probably have cooties by now. Please help us and be apart of the Stop The Fart Agency (S.T.F.A.). I know, and truly believe that if we work together we will stop this.
Please contact us at www.donotcontactthis@yahoo.com
Thank you for being apart of the movement.
Author Notes: Lmk if you would like to be apart of the association 💅
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