The O Zone
By Matt Decker
Lend me yOur attentiOn and prestO!
I take yOu tO anOther dimensiOn...maestrO!
Strike up the band, give us a crescendO
And make it fittingly eerie and weirdO.
O! BefOre we gO
One thing tO knOw:
In this alternate wOrld
The Only reality allOwed
Must have an ending
With that circular vOwel...
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Greetings have new meaning --
"O, O, O!"
Answers are backwards --
"yakO"
cOnverse in reverse --
lOcO lingO
Gaze at the bluish blaze --
indigO infernO
Bad weather takes fOrever --
slO-mO tOrnadO
PrOpOrtiOns are distOrted --
jumbO ratiO
Trees grOw in threes --
envirO triO
tOxins aren't OptiOns --
nO tObaccO Or tacO
Exercise is Only visualized --
bizarrO cardiO
hOspitals made Of crystals --
ecO placebO
bOOgie steppin' is a weapOn --
discO judO
ChOirs have pOwers --
altO superherO
Traffic is static --
zerO tempO
Office blOcks interlOck --
legO metrO
A minOtaur is a restaurateur --
beastO bistrO
A liOn is a business titan --
leO the ceO
E.T.s are DJs --
ufO radiO
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If yOu feel yOurself missing
The wOrld yOu've always knOwn
nO need fOr stressing --
yOu are nOw exiting
The O zOne.
©️ Matt Decker
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