This is great showed my 21 year old brother lol

I'm chuckled!

This is the funniest short story I've read in a very long time.

I actually laughed out loud which I rarely do. The last line almost had me rolling on the floor.

It was succinct, I worked in a drug store years ago so the setting came back to mind instantly. I could envision these two people going through this scenario as a matter of fact with no embarrassment whatsoever. Definitely five stars.
Ciao
JT