A priest was taking a tour of biblical sites, when he came to a beach and saw a boat and a sign advertising,
"TAKE A BOAT RIDE TO THE EXACT PLACE WHERE JESUS WALKED ON WATER!!!"
Inquiring about it, he learned that the ride there was free, so he went.
After viewing it, he said to the captain of the boat, "Ok, I'm done, let's go back now." "That'll be $35 to go back."
The priest, shocked by the charge, exclaims "Dang, no wonder Jesus got out and walked!!!"