Folks make sure that you avoid
The lecherous wolf sneakily posing
In the cuddly, woolly sheep’s clothing
Creepazoid, oh Creepazoid,
What successes he’s enjoyed!
The silver-tongued, but smarmy, creep
Those words from him are empty and cheap
Creepazoid, the Creepazoid
Everyone just needs to avoid
Being taken in by his so-called wit and charm
An act to disguise his sliminess and smarm
Creepazoid, oh Creepazoid
There must be times when you are buoyed
When you’ve fooled another young innocent
Into believing you’re nice and kind and decent
Creepazoid, you Creepazoid
It’s time that you were unmasked, destroyed
Take heed that your days left are few
The hunter’s got his gun trained on you!
Everybody make sure that you avoid
The creep that stalks each corridor and hall
For the Creepazoid will corrupt us all!