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Do The Droid (DokTor Droyd)
Do The Droid (DokTor Droyd)

Do The Droid (DokTor Droyd)

TheDeckerEdgeMatt Decker

All systems go!
Start the show
Make some noise
Here's DokTor Droyd...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever heard a roboto croon?
I give brand new meaning to "autotune"
Bot is hot, mics I drop
Take your shot, all you got
You won't top, you won't stop
You won't top or stop this hot bot
I beat to battle
I rap to rattle
I fight by mic
I win with spin
I blink, I blip
I squeak, I step
I pause, I pivot
Gettin' giggy wit' it

[Chorus]
DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID

[Verse 2]
You just got lifted
Because I'm gifted
Let me get more specific
Don't ever get it twisted
I can futuristic spit it
Like no machine that's existed
Let's be realistic
I can most def' spit it
Like no human's business
Designed to rhyme
Rhyme to shine
Built to the hilt
Made to throw shade
Configured to deliver
Programmed to slam
Engineered to domineer
I am on automatic
You might call it tragic
The Dok calls it magic
I am what I am
Because I'm programmed
The program makes me what I am
You see my robotic shell
I see your hypnotic spell
We're not so diff'rent
Me and you
I run on auto
But humans do too

DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID

[Bridge]
The robotic is hypnotic
The autonomous rocks the populace

DO THE DROID
DO THE DROID
Don't be annoyed
Just DO THE DROID

That robot dance
Has been enhanced
Take your stance
And DO THE DROID

[Verse 3]
"Calling Dr. Freud"?
It's me -- DokTor Droyd
Oh boy, Droyd don't toy
Can you feel the joy
In that inner void
When you DO THE DROID?
Has it hit you like an asteroid
In the tushy like a hemorrhoid?
From androids to humanoids
To all kinds of girls and boys
This is DokTor Droyd
Hoping you enjoyed
The hot sound is found
In the outer bounds
Now with a strike
Droppin' the mic
I must power down.

© Matt Decker

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28 May, 2018
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