Eat My Words!

Do you oft bite off

more than you can chew?

Who doesn't want his cake

and to eat it too?

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Bad apples fall not far from the tree.

Bad eggs can become the big cheese.

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Ginger is one spicy carrot top.

Full of beans, she's the cream of the crop.

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Hazel Nutt is out to lunch.

Will she ever come back?

Well in a nutshell,

She's a hard nut to crack.

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Pie in the sky is half-baked.

Sizzle fizzles.

Where's the steak?

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The gravy train crashed and spilled the beans.

A surprising yet appetizing scene!

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Hot potatoes don't quit cold turkey.

Cows are had before beefs become jerky.

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The couch potato is slower than molasses

Drinking like a fish from half-empty glasses.

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Breadwinners make the cheddar

and bring home the bacon.

There's an apple in her eye

and a bun in the oven bakin'.

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Spilled milk

ain't exactly

Joe's cup of tea.

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Sugar Daddies

Hot Tamales --

Honey is bittersweet.

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He egged her on when she buttered him up.

That's the nature and the flavor

of sugarcoated love.

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Humble pie takes the cake.

That's the way the cookie breaks.

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©️ Matt Decker

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