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Ever the Hero
Ever the Hero

Ever the Hero

apemannAndy (Formerly Apemann)
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“Oh, woe is me!” the heroine wailed
Whilst elsewhere the hero paled:
“Not another damsel in distress
How do they get themselves in this mess?”
Arming himself with all he could carry
The hero did not dither or tarry
Atop his strong and trusty steed
Away to the rescue the hero did speed
He had taken the oath that all heroes swore:
To ride without fear into the breach once more
And to do his very best at whatever cost
The meaning of which was not lost
On a hero who had fought many such fights
And who never questioned the wrongs or rights
Of rescuing damsels in distress
Even if was sometimes under duress
For this damsel, to him, was not unknown
To her rescue before he had flown
A dragon it was last time, a fearsome foe,
What the threat was this time he didn’t know
He was sure it would involve bloody confrontation
Which, afterwards, would result in another invitation
To spend the night in the rescued damsel’s bed
He may be a hero, but let it not go unsaid
That he was also just a man with manly needs
And sowing his amorous manly seeds
Between the thighs of a woman so recently afraid
Was one hell of a satisfying way to be repaid
For doing battle with a ferocious enemy
And emerging from the battle victoriously
So our reluctant hero is twice over admired
On horseback and in the bedroom is equally desired
Although bloodied and tired he was not yet bested:
Ever the hero he performed exactly as requested...

Author Notes: This began life as an annoying idea that would NOT go away!

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apemann
Andy (Formerly Apemann)
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Audience:
18+
Posted:
15 May, 2016
Genre:
Comedy
Type:
Funny, Offbeat
Words:
267
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