" Hi I'm Valentine , Im 1,000 Years Old I know i look like A Teenage age Girl but i got bite when i was 16 .So yeah life been a Real Pain ! Wait Be right back I saw a rat ." Runs at rat Sucks Fangs into rat Neck . "Oh Hey! Im back Anyways here is A Gift for you kids .Its the Vbook turning your Parents in your Own command ! "
1 . How to make Your parents not scream at you to get in the car " Mom , Look its the hot neighbor "
2. How to make your parents Do your homework "I know what im doing! And if i'm wrong then you do it!! "
3.How To Be a Vampire " Well .Just wait for me to come and suck out your Blood cells. >: D
Byeee.. And Happy Nappy time!