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Pretentious
Pretentious

Pretentious

apemannAndy (Formerly Apemann)
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Enraptured of his tortured verbiage
And swamped under vacuous tautology
He seeks to bedazzle and amaze
With convoluted phraseology
His work is incomprehensible waffle
Presented as high-brow literature
Written to exhibit his prowess
With grammatical horse manure!
Such is the standard of his offerings
He sets out to build upon and grow it
His unassailable position of
The World’s Most Pretentious Poet.

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apemann
Andy (Formerly Apemann)
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Audience:
15+
Posted:
1 Jun, 2016
Genre:
Comedy, Satire
Type:
Funny, Offbeat
Words:
63
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