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Thingysheesh!combob
Thingysheesh!combob

Thingysheesh!combob

TheDeckerEdgeMatt Decker

So it's the whatchamacallit

in Wally's wallet

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And the whozeewhatzit

in Suzy's closet

👾

And the hullabaloo

that stews in Lou's

mulligan stew

👾

And the bugaboo who

bugs and boos you too

👾

And the shenanigans happening

to Hannigan again and again

👾

And the glitchy doohickey

that's tricky to fix

👾

And the thingamajig

that's ginormously big!

👾

It's the thingum

that makes 'em

say

Hip Hippity Hooray!

and then some

Oh Boy Oy Vey...

👾

It's the hodgepodge

of hogwash

that discombobs

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And the thingamaBLOB

that makes Bob

blubber and sob.

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It's blooperfailagotchamisseditmessyallatrocious

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and the okie dokie hokey pokey of bogus hocus pocus.

👾

It's buckets of bupkis

And a whole lotta nada

👾

So whatevachachoozycallit...

SHEEESH!

The thingy is

to solve it.

💡

©️ Matt Decker

Author Notes: Inspired in part by the WWII anthem "The Thing-Ummy Bob" (David Heneker/Gordon Thompson, 1942)

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