Thingysheesh!combob
Matt DeckerSo it's the whatchamacallit
in Wally's wallet
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And the whozeewhatzit
in Suzy's closet
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And the hullabaloo
that stews in Lou's
mulligan stew
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And the bugaboo who
bugs and boos you too
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And the shenanigans happening
to Hannigan again and again
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And the glitchy doohickey
that's tricky to fix
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And the thingamajig
that's ginormously big!
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It's the thingum
that makes 'em
say
Hip Hippity Hooray!
and then some
Oh Boy Oy Vey...
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It's the hodgepodge
of hogwash
that discombobs
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And the thingamaBLOB
that makes Bob
blubber and sob.
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It's blooperfailagotchamisseditmessyallatrocious
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and the okie dokie hokey pokey of bogus hocus pocus.
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It's buckets of bupkis
And a whole lotta nada
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So whatevachachoozycallit...
SHEEESH!
The thingy is
to solve it.
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©️ Matt Decker
Author Notes: Inspired in part by the WWII anthem "The Thing-Ummy Bob" (David Heneker/Gordon Thompson, 1942)
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