There once was a girl named Tina who dreamed of becoming a great ballerina.
So she moved to the south side of France to learn how to gracefully dance.
But Tina had a problem! And this problem she just could not defeat.
She happened to be born with two very large left feet!
It pained her to hear the audience roar every time she would end up on the floor!
She vowed she would not let this get down. No not Tina!
So she joined the French circus and became a great clown!
(I've made several versions of this poem on the internet I am the original author of this poem).