I walked out of my room one day, with one pillow on my back, and one pillow on my chest. My sister asked me, "why do you have pillows on you?"
"well," i said, "the pillow on my chest is to protect me from all the boys that will break my heart. And the pillow on my back is to protect me from all the friends that will stab me in the back."
"oh. well did you spill Kool-aid on the one on your back?"
"no. i didnt put these pillows on till after i was stabbed in the back."