A humorous take on awkward social situations. Clad in mobster-flair and godfather kinda crime fiction comedy.

``Now, I have so much not to review on masterpieces making me pale in envy?´´ ;-) A little overstatement.

Yo, this is fantastic writing!

I've never experienced these types of events, but from what I hear there is always, as you have written, 'the Don'. Someone who knows it all and sits in their ivory tower of some sort.

The passage when Don articulated the wine saying, "full bodied...just about acceptable." I thought the same thing being, "what the hell does 'full body' mean?"

Some of those foods your mentioned, just the names of them sound astonishing to taste buds.

The flow was decent, variety of vocabulary, great aspect of comedy and truth- just a notable read.