Watch Your Step
By King
Three men come across a genie. The genie explains to them that they are each granted one wish only if they jump off a cliff and say what they desire...
The first guy immediately runs and hops off the cliff while screaming, "Burgers!" and he lands in a mountain of burgers.
The second guy gave a little more thought to his wish before he promptly dived off and yelled, "Money!" He lands in a mountain of money.
The last guy had thought about his wish the most, so he was a bit too excited. As he ran towards the cliff edge, he suddenly tripped and fell headfirst.
He screamed, "SHIT!"
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