Get lost

I was given this as a school project and this is only part of it

Don't you dare tell me you relate

This one is a bit older

I don't know why anyone would want to read my stuff but here it is

I'm not sure what you want

No, I'm not talking about you

If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this

Personally, I would have wished to fly

Don't you dare tell me you relate

No, I'm not talking about you

Not sure what you expect