A man finds a magic lamp from which a genie suddenly pops out...
...the man can not believe what he sees but quickly understands what it means. In excitement, he starts reciting his first wish when the genie cuts him.
"You who saved me from my curse shall receive three wishes as a symbol of my gratitude, all though, I should firs-"
"Spare me the details" ordered the man in a hurry
The genie snaps his fingers, and promptly ads :
"This I did, you may now ask me two more wishes"
In shock, the man says :
"No way! Tell me I did not waste my first wish"
At that, the genie snaps once again his fingers and ads :
"You did not waste your first wish, you may now ask for your last wish"
About to break down, the man let down
"Oh, fuck me..."
to which echoed a snap