Hey, guys. My name is Karmen and I've been in this house for 10 years.
They've never found me. Not yet anyway.
You ask me, is it boring? No it is not. I have gone on multiple adventures, staying where they can't see me. I like to sneak around.
I'm getting old now. At least when I die, I'll have the pleasure of knowing that I've explored every room, secret passage, sewer, and cracks in the wall.
My great-great-great grandfather was the only to do so. And he died exploring the last one.
But I've done it. I did it all.
I'm an ant.