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Written in rhyme, this light-hearted account of certain internet sites becomes a depressing search for a lost boy.

Miss Battleaxe warns the kids to be on their best behaviour while visiting the zoo, but she is the one who ends up in big trouble

A sailing holiday around the Greek islands gradually turns into a nightmare. Essential reading for those planning a sailing holiday with friends.

An Irish farmer keeps having his turf stolen but discovers an unusual and effective way to deter the thieves. Based on a true event.

Proud owner of scruffy yacht goes in search of a suitable mooring. Each mooring is a disaster but a useful 'learning experience'; one that is mainly confined to the amount of jargon sailing folk use.

Life in a transit camp by the Suez Canal guarded by British soldiers. The main danger to the military authorities was not infiltrators but kids

Life at a military orphanage in the 1950's

Fooling around in class, Thomas gets trapped under the floorboards and spends the whole lesson there. How will he cope with the test next week?

The kids planned to end the school concert with a big showstopping number but a chain of rather unfortunate events stop the show.

The top juniors at Martin Bormann Academy are the target of young bullies from St.Beckhams. But Mr Lockjaw, an ex-Army sniper turned teacher, has a non PC solution.

An absent father is remembered on Father's Day

Kidnapped by her evil fourth husband, and locked away for twenty years, she eventually returns home to enjoy every minute of her final years