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Using certain words and phrases in emails could get you into big trouble. Here are some useful tips on what to avoid,.

Kidnapped by her evil fourth husband, and locked away for twenty years, she eventually returns home to enjoy every minute of her final years

An Irish farmer keeps having his turf stolen but discovers an unusual and effective way to deter the thieves. Based on a true event.

A sailing holiday around the Greek islands gradually turns into a nightmare. Essential reading for those planning a sailing holiday with friends.

Proud owner of scruffy yacht goes in search of a suitable mooring. Each mooring is a disaster but a useful 'learning experience'; one that is mainly confined to the amount of jargon sailing folk use.

Life at a military orphanage in the 1950's

Life in a transit camp by the Suez Canal guarded by British soldiers. The main danger to the military authorities was not infiltrators but kids

Fooling around in class, Thomas gets trapped under the floorboards and spends the whole lesson there. How will he cope with the test next week?

Miss Battleaxe warns the kids to be on their best behaviour while visiting the zoo, but she is the one who ends up in big trouble

A minor charge ends up in the Crown Court and, while the police, lawyers and courts dip their snouts into a trough of public money, the life of an old man ebbs away.

A chance meeting with the owner of a ruined house, inspires a short poem. But why would the owner not appreciate a copy of the poem?

The kids planned to end the school concert with a big showstopping number but a chain of rather unfortunate events stop the show.