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Most Popular Comedy Writing This Month

Can I have a bl*w job? 18+
Story by Galaxian (28)
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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His First Time 18+
Story by Galaxian (28)
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Oops, Wrong E-mail Address
Story by Galaxian (28)
He opened his laptop and sent his wife an e-mail. However....
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Little Johnny at the Park
Story by Galaxian (28)
Funny short story about poor lil' Johnny. Good for e-mail forwarding to your friends!
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian (28)
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Accepting the Jungle
Story by KilalaKitty (35)
Flash fiction story of a young elementary boy afraid to ask out a classmate. See what happens with the help of his older sister...
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On This Night Before Christmas
Poem by Nathan M Green (46)
A Christmas poem chronicling the plight of the Gingerbread folk.
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Some Problems Can Only Be Solved by a Man
Story by Nathan M Green (46)
About a man and 'the list' provided by his wife.
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Latest Comedy Submissions

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL
Story by JT (78)
You're my what? I'm your guardian angel. Oh, really.
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A Teacher, His Students & That Missing Connect
Story by Veejay (54)
Unable to remember children's names a teacher has to wriggle out of some tight situations with ingenious ways.
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DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER 18+
Story by JT (78)
I got a new phone number and began getting calls for Mortimer. I could not imagine anyone having that name so, one time I said, 'Speaking.' Oh, my god, I could not believe what these people wanted.
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Of All People, Why Me?
Story by PhoebeWang (22)
Lisa is a perfectly (sort of) happy and, most importantly, normal teenager. The problem is everyone else isn't. Now she is stuck playing landlord while the real landlord, her mother, is on vacation.
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A RAINY AFTERNOON
Story by JT (78)
What I have not learned during my stint on this planet, is to count the seconds between each flash of lightning and clap of thunder in my personal life.
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WHEN I FALL in LOVE
Story by JT (78)
In retrospect, love creeps up on its hands and knees until you suddenly realize you’re up to your ears in love — and then it's too late.
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BLIND DATE
Story by JT (78)
As we rode the cable car back to the Embarcadero, listening to our talented conductor ring his bell, I watched Charlie and thought to myself what a treasure he turned out to be.
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MR. SANDMAN
Story by JT (78)
Based on the lyrics from 'Mr. Sandman' by the Chordettes, 1954.
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Most Viewed Comedy Submissions

You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian (28)
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Can I have a bl*w job? 18+
Story by Galaxian (28)
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian (28)
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian (28)
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian (28)
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
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And Then The Fight Started
Story by Galaxian (28)
A married man gets into situations... and then the fight started.
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Super Heroes NOW!
Story by robertmoons (61)
Three costumed heroes who have no super powers will meet their biggest fan – an enthusiastic nine-year-old boy.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora (26)
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Random Comedy

Tea Time
Story by myevanescentself (23)
Jane is on an adventure: the Queen's tea party. Dimwitted and more or less delusional, she finds her own ways to make this boring event more exciting!
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Ever the Hero 18+
Poem by Andy (Formerly Apemann) (56)
It's not all glamour being a hero...
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Limericks Selection
Poem by Andy (Formerly Apemann) (56)
A small selection of my limericks
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Fluffy Attacks
Story by Yun-chan_always (25)
What happens when a cat named Fluffy with an odd taste for human faces gets hungry? I'm Yukisn04ever, but I forgot my password and the forgot password button wasn't working, so I made a new account...
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