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Eat My Words!
Eat My Words!

Eat My Words!

TheDeckerEdgeMatt Decker

Do you oft bite off

more than you can chew?

Who doesn't want his cake

and to eat it too?

🍰

Bad apples fall not far from the tree.

Bad eggs can become the big cheese.

🍎

Ginger is one spicy carrot top.

Full of beans, she's the cream of the crop.

đŸĨ•

Hazel Nutt is out to lunch.

Will she ever come back?

Well in a nutshell,

She's a hard nut to crack.

🌰

Pie in the sky is half-baked.

Sizzle fizzles.

Where's the steak?

đŸĨ§

The gravy train crashed and spilled the beans.

A surprising yet appetizing scene!

🍛

Hot potatoes don't quit cold turkey.

Cows are had before beefs become jerky.

🍗

The couch potato is slower than molasses

Drinking like a fish from half-empty glasses.

đŸĨ”

Breadwinners make the cheddar

and bring home the bacon.

There's an apple in her eye

and a bun in the oven bakin'.

đŸĨ“

Spilled milk

ain't exactly

Joe's cup of tea.

đŸĨ›

Sugar Daddies

Hot Tamales --

Honey is bittersweet.

đŸ¯

He egged her on when she buttered him up.

That's the nature and the flavor

of sugarcoated love.

đŸŦ

Humble pie takes the cake.

That's the way the cookie breaks.

đŸĒ

Šī¸ Matt Decker

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