>be me
>been playing minecraft for years but never actually finished the end fight
>but i know a lot of tips from watching a certain minecraft youtuber
>think “you know what quarantine is boring imma beat the game today”
>load up a world
>there’s a village just barely visible from spawn
>don’t bother cutting down enough trees to get wood for a house, just go to it
>it’s abandoned.
>ight then that’s fine imma just... take this brewing stand...
>but good news there’s a lava pool
>smelt some iron found on the way to the village and make a bucket
>explore a little bit around the village
>oh cool a ruined portal
>open the chest
>2 flint and steel and 1 gold
>that’s it
>seriously, i already made a flint and steel this is useless
>mk whatever
>crap it’s almost night and i didn’t even get any wood
>other than the wood it took to make the basic tools
>oh thank god, there’s some sheep over there
>casual murder
>munch on their flesh cos im almost out of sprint
>real quick get some wood and
>woo i’m safe
>collect bed & go back in the direction of the village
>get enough stone to make some stone tools, minus the hoe
>choppy woppy gimme that wood OwO
>start building house
>wow ok that’s nowhere near enough wood
>more choppy woppy
>finish house
>it’s an oak box.
>idk how to build good stuff :/
>really quick chop down a few more trees to get some extra blocks just in case
>it’s sunset
>bed is too far away
>OH SCREW OFF I’M LITERALLY ONE BLOCK AWAY
>you can only sleep at night
>but... it is?
>you can only sleep at night
>you can only sleep at night
>you can only sleep at night
>you can only sleep at night
>respawn point set
>ok let’s go to a cave and get some iron
>come out with 23 iron + 7 gold
>make le iron armor, minus the boots
>make le shield
>make le golden boots so piglins will ignore me
>let’s go to the nether
>get a bucket of water
>place
>use the lava around the ruined portal to finish constructing it
>oh there’s crying obsidian
>break
>place water again
>lava
>light the portal
>go through
>nether wastes.
>but there’s a nearby basalt delta and a warped forest so it’s ok
>have to bridge over lava to get to it tho
>and there’s literally three ghasts
>trade with a piglin really quick
>iron nuggets, fire res potion, and 6 ender pearls
>WOO POGGGGGGGG
>ALL OF THAT IN 3 GOLD
>dig out a lot of netherrack; place a block at the opening of the dug-out area to block it off just in case
>oop that’s lava
>nonononononononono
>block it off so it can’t reach me
>k i’m safe
>*gasp* GOLD
>gimme dat gold
>nyehehehehhh
>takes damage
>tf was that??
>sees piglin with a crossbow trying to enter but failing because of the block i placed at the entrance
>ha i knew that was a good idea
>let’s just... block that off entirely…
>piglin can no longer shoot me
>piglin tries to enter through other hole and falls into lava
>piglin dies
>im so smart
>i have enough netherrack
>start bridging over the lava
>*ghast noises*
>NOPE SCREW THAT WHERE’S MY BOW
>wait
>did i leave it in the chest
>i did
>*sigh*
>*ghast noises*
>i don’t wanna fight a ghastttttt
>ghast shoots
>hit fireball back
>miss
>ghast shoots
>hit fireball back
>miss
>ghast shoots
>hit fireball back
>[name] has completed the challenge Return to Sender
>HA POGGGGGGGGG
>continue bridging
>ghast noises
>r u kidding me
>ghast shoots
>miss the fireball
>hoLY CRAP THAT NEARLY KNOCKED ME OFF MY BRIDGE
>retreat to hiding hole
>panic for a little bit
>come out
>comE AT ME BRO
>ghast shoots
>hit fireball back
>kill ghast
>ha
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>idiot
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>the other ghast is off floating around who-knows-where
>jump down from bridge
>oooo endy bois
>build safe box
>look at a bunch o endermen
>kil
>get stuck in a loop of “ight i have enough pearls let’s go” and then accidentally glancing at another enderman
>end up leaving with 23 ender pearls
>that’s a lot
>let’s look for a fortress
>start travelling through the warped forest
>ok wow this warped forest is really big
>finally reach the end of the warped forest
>and there’s a huge basalt delta
>screw this
>murder a horde of magma cubes that are following me
>go through the basalt delta
>and there’s a soul sand valley
>see a pattern here?
>the soul sand valley is actually pretty small
>and just outside of the soul sand valley issssssss...
>A FORTRESS
>WOO
>tower up the pillar
>THE SPAWNER IS RIGHT THERE
>POG
>block off the spawner area real quick
>block off the other hallways so i’m not bombarded by wither skeletons
>friend joins the game
>SERIOUSLY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOLO RUN
>whatever
>switch it to peaceful for them since it’s night and they have nothing
>tell them to go to the abandoned village, i have a house there
>they say in chat
>”found it”
>great, now find the ruined portal
>”wait there’s no ruined portal here”
>yes there is it’s just a little far away
>”oh there it is”
>”wait”
>what
>”um”
>”it’s unfinished”
>excuse me
>that’s not possible
>is there a bunch of cobblestone around it?
>”no”
>then you’re at the wrong ruined portal for sure
>”oh”
>go back to spawn it’s pretty close
>”ok”
~~~~~
>it turns into a whole fiasco
>future me is just
>*inhales* BRUH
>they finally find the house
>asks me to come to the overworld
>no dude im thousands of blocks away from the portal
>they end up just going to bed
>turn it back to normal
>debate getting 7 or 8 blaze rods
>end up getting 7, not that many will break, right
>plus the portal will spawn with a couple in it
>find my way back to the portal
>go back to the overworld
>it’s night
>go to the house and sleep
>craft some eyes of ender
>start journey
>4 of the eyes break
>4 of them no joke disappeared inside of a tree somehow
>like seriously i broke the entire tree and they were gone???
>so i craft 2 more eyes
>accidentally throw one
>please don’t break please don’t break please don’t break
>ofc it breaks
>another eye up n disappears
>i finally find the stronghold
>wait where’s the portal room
>where’s the pORTAL ROOM
>ok there it is
>break spawner
>portal has no eyes.
>*sigh*
>so there’s 4 eyes filled in now
>i need more blaze powder
>exit stronghold
>write down coords
>return to house
>sleep
>enter nether
>oh, i forgot to write down the coordinates of the fortress
>why must i be so dumb
>go in circles for a while trying to find the fortress
>a thunderstorm is starting irl
>finally find the fortress
>get some blaze powder
>craft the remaining eyes
>exit nether
>return to stronghold
>place all the eyes in the portal
>about to go through
>andddddddddd
>the power goes out
>*nearly losing it*
>but it immediately comes back on
>that’s fine i guess i just gotta re-open minecraft
>re-open minecraft
>click on world
>THIS SAVE FILE IS CORRUPTED. THE SAVE DATA WILL BE DELETED.
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Author Notes: i was so done. i had spent hours on that only for it to go "UwU oopsie woopsie hehe~~"
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