"Ugh." groaned the toothbrush. "I hate my job."
The sink raised an eyebrow. Or tried at least. He didn't have eyebrows.
"Why? Do you think I like people touching my knobs daily, triggering my gag reflex? Then I have to throw up, and they actually wash their hands in my fucking puke!"
The toothbrush rolled his nonexistent eyes. "My entire head is shoved inside a human's mouth! Their gross saliva and digusting teeth and pieces of food...and they use my perfectly good hair to rub off the nasty stuff! You think I enjoy that?"
The toilet paper shook his head. "You're lucky."
Author Notes: You might known this, but for people who haven't seen this yet, thanks for reading!