Help!

"Ugh." groaned the toothbrush. "I hate my job."

The sink raised an eyebrow. Or tried at least. He didn't have eyebrows.

"Why? Do you think I like people touching my knobs daily, triggering my gag reflex? Then I have to throw up, and they actually wash their hands in my puke!"

The toothbrush rolled his nonexistent eyes. "My entire head is shoved inside a human's mouth! Their gross saliva and digusting teeth and pieces of food...and they use my perfectly good hair to rub off the nasty stuff! You think I enjoy that?"

The toilet paper shook his head. "You're lucky."

Author Notes: You might known this, but for people who haven't seen this yet, thanks for reading!

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