Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
The Statue of Claudio Collomini
Story by CharlesEverest
Amidst the beautiful scenery of 1950s Italy, a young businessman, on the verge of greatness, finally summons the (Dutch) courage to confront his terrible secret.
What Grumpy Thought Of Snow White
Story by 1949
Was Grumpy the curmudgeon we've been led to believe, or did he just hide his true emotions?
Madazine : Congratulations : Please Claim Your Prize
Story by Scriptorius
One fortunate person has been informed that a great prize is waiting for him/her. See what happens!
The TASIF Murders
Story by Sachin Varghese
A story about 2 unusual murders in a very unusual engineering college.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
Madazine : Telling It Like It Is
Story by Scriptorius
A BBC Radio 4 broadcast like there's never been one before.
Madazine : If It Ain’t Broke . . .
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminent thinker of our time.
Madazine : Getting Right Down to It
Story by Scriptorius
A startling new project has begun in the north of England. Kevin Spout enters the picture.
Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.
Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.
Madazine : A Question of Nationality
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our time.
Madazine : The Reverend Speaks
Story by Scriptorius
Today Madazine brings you a sermon with a difference.
Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
Madazine : Imparting the Spin
Story by Scriptorius
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It was decided recently that the public should be offered a way of evaluating objectively what is said by politicians.
Madazine : Ships That Pass in the Night
Story by Scriptorius
A chance encounter on a train journey that would otherwise have been very boring.
Madazine : Face to Face
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp and his foremost detractor, Dr Terps Dunderclap, are meeting face to face.
Madazine : It’s, You Know, Sort of Tautological
Story by Scriptorius
Letter from a lady who listens to radio broadcasts featuring the chattering classes.
Madazine : Letter From Behind the Beyond
Story by Scriptorius
A communication for us earthlings from the planet Zog.
Madazine : Like Nothing on Earth
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded Sage of Trondheim, with his latest discovery.
Whither Language?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our world.
Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
Madazine : Topsy-Turvy
Story by Scriptorius
The latest wondrous news from Professor Ovis Jopp, the sage of Trondheim.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Nine
Story by Scriptorius
The final bulletin - for this expedition - from intrepid Trevor Node, its leader.
Madazine : Small World
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Jopp and his opponent, Dr Terps Dunderklap.
Madazine : Fifth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from mission control to Dweedles.
Madazine : From Two Cellars
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who makes his own wine.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Eight
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from intrepid Trevor Node, Madazine's own expedition leader.
Madazine : Generation Gap
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, probably the foremost thinkers of our world, wishes to share some of his insights with you.
Madazine : Pumped Up
Story by Scriptorius
The green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim' bringing you his latest discovery.
Madazine : Fifth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, Madazine's own space traveller.
Madazine : Immobility for the Millions?
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside is back in town, revealing his latest solution to one of our world's biggest problems.
Madazine : Flat Earth
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Ovis Jopp, one of the most eminent scientists of our time.
Madazine : Fourth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
Mission control's response to Dweedles, their emissary to the Earth.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Seven
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from our intrepid expedition leader, Trevor Nodd.
Madazine : Aspects of Sport
Story by Scriptorius
An article by Will Rider-Hawes (70 but sprightly, British) – Gee-Gee to friends, the editor of Madazine.
Madazine : On Longevity
Story by Scriptorius
Some more astonishing insights from Sir Bertram Utterside.
Madazine : Independence Day
Story by Scriptorius
A rousing speech by the new leader of Zubukia, the great country.
Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
Madazine : Packing Them In
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
Infinite Lives Online - Sh**ing Pixels
Story by Elven Steele
This short encounter is a small introduction to a much larger GameLit/LitRPG world of my own creation: Infinite Lives Online.
Madazine : Schooling : One Way Ahead
Story by Scriptorius
If social issues are puzzling you, ask Sir Bertram Utterside, the foremost thinker of our world. He is sure to have an answer.
Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.