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Which Condom Size?
Story by Galaxian
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says...
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Madazine : Generation Gap
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, probably the foremost thinkers of our world, wishes to share some of his insights with you.
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Bullseye
Story by djreed7100
butterflies and fire
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Madazine : No Space in Space
Story by Scriptorius
Yorkshire's own inventor, Kevin Spout, reveals his latest efforts to the astonished public.
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THE STUPID 2
Story by palash
THE STUPID 2 IS A STORY ABOUT A STUPID OLD MAN AND A YAUNG MAN. READ AND ENJOY IT.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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3 Men Go to Hell
Story by King
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
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Madazine : Calculus
Story by Scriptorius
Two great mathematicians battling it out.
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

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Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
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Madazine : Telling It Like It Is
Story by Scriptorius
A BBC Radio 4 broadcast like there's never been one before.
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Madazine : If It Ain’t Broke . . .
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminent thinker of our time.
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Madazine : Getting Right Down to It
Story by Scriptorius
A startling new project has begun in the north of England. Kevin Spout enters the picture.
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Madazine : Home Improvements
Story by Scriptorius
Some rather unusual home improvement suggestions.
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Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.
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Madazine : Figuring It Out
Story by Scriptorius
Something puzzling happens to Jane and John.
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Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.
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Madazine : A Question of Nationality
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our time.
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Madazine : The Reverend Speaks
Story by Scriptorius
Today Madazine brings you a sermon with a difference.
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Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
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Madazine : Imparting the Spin
Story by Scriptorius
i It was decided recently that the public should be offered a way of evaluating objectively what is said by politicians.
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Madazine : Ships That Pass in the Night
Story by Scriptorius
A chance encounter on a train journey that would otherwise have been very boring.
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Madazine : Face to Face
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp and his foremost detractor, Dr Terps Dunderclap, are meeting face to face.
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Madazine : It’s, You Know, Sort of Tautological
Story by Scriptorius
Letter from a lady who listens to radio broadcasts featuring the chattering classes.
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Madazine : Letter From Behind the Beyond
Story by Scriptorius
A communication for us earthlings from the planet Zog.
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From Doctor Watson’s Archive
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale with a difference from Madazine.
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Let’s Put It This Way
Story by Scriptorius
Notes in memory of Fenella Grossbeak.
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Madazine : Like Nothing on Earth
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded Sage of Trondheim, with his latest discovery.
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Whither Language?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our world.
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Madazine : Final Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
Dweedles has made his decision.
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Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
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Madazine : Topsy-Turvy
Story by Scriptorius
The latest wondrous news from Professor Ovis Jopp, the sage of Trondheim.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Nine
Story by Scriptorius
The final bulletin - for this expedition - from intrepid Trevor Node, its leader.
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Madazine : Valediction
Story by Scriptorius
Ossie Briddle has departed from this plane of life.
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Madazine : Grey Power
Story by Scriptorius
Stand aside, Mrs Malaprop. You ain't seen anything yet!
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Madazine : Small World
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Jopp and his opponent, Dr Terps Dunderklap.
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Madazine : Fifth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from mission control to Dweedles.
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Madazine : From Two Cellars
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who makes his own wine.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Eight
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from intrepid Trevor Node, Madazine's own expedition leader.
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Madazine : Generation Gap
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, probably the foremost thinkers of our world, wishes to share some of his insights with you.
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Madazine : Pumped Up
Story by Scriptorius
The green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim' bringing you his latest discovery.
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Madazine : A Man and a Plan
Story by Scriptorius
Some more reminiscences from Madazine's editor.
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Madazine : Fifth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, Madazine's own space traveller.
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Madazine : Immobility for the Millions?
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside is back in town, revealing his latest solution to one of our world's biggest problems.
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Madazine : Rubber Duck
Story by Scriptorius
Madazine's editor talks about a memorable occasion.
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Madazine : Flat Earth
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Ovis Jopp, one of the most eminent scientists of our time.
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Madazine : Fourth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
Mission control's response to Dweedles, their emissary to the Earth.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Seven
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from our intrepid expedition leader, Trevor Nodd.
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Madazine : Aspects of Sport
Story by Scriptorius
An article by Will Rider-Hawes (70 but sprightly, British) – Gee-Gee to friends, the editor of Madazine.
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Madazine : Bottling It Up
Story by Scriptorius
The latest discoveries from Professor Ovis Jopp.
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Madazine : On Longevity
Story by Scriptorius
Some more astonishing insights from Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Madazine : Independence Day
Story by Scriptorius
A rousing speech by the new leader of Zubukia, the great country.
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Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
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Madazine : Packing Them In
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
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Madazine : Star-Struck
Story by Scriptorius
Madazine's revolutionary new approach to astrology.
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Infinite Lives Online - Sh**ing Pixels
Story by Elven Steele
This short encounter is a small introduction to a much larger GameLit/LitRPG world of my own creation: Infinite Lives Online.
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Madazine : Schooling : One Way Ahead
Story by Scriptorius
If social issues are puzzling you, ask Sir Bertram Utterside, the foremost thinker of our world. He is sure to have an answer.
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Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
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Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.