I have 15 subscribers on YouTube for making bad videos, I don’t do social media or selfies so go away, I’m currently 16 and am male, and I’m pan. Also I’m more epic than you losers.
Meet me, Gerald.
My name is Gerald Spide. You can call me Gerry or whatever weird nicknames you give to someone with such a fancy name. Coincidentally, my favourite animal (or specimen, since it isn't really an animal) is a spider. I recently stopped speaking so formally, as it is confusing for people with under 4 braincells, so now I speak like every other kid does at school to their homies.
I am male, 16 years old, and pan, but I'm not going to act like that's really deep or anything, I just make 'I'm gay' jokes because I can't find anything funny about myself. I used to work as a clown for God-knows what reason, but now I am a 'professional businessman'. All I do is just sell stuff that I am recommended. I watch a lot of anime and make a lot of references to Death Note, Konosuba, and JoJo's.
I don't care if I make grammatical errors, I'll fix it if I feel like it.