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KABOOM!, By Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Trying to earn some extra cash as a kid goes horribly wrong.
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Shadow
Story by Terry Adcock
An aging detective takes on one more case.
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Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
PG
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
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Once Upon a Lightyear
Story by robertmoons
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
18+
3 Men Go to Hell
Story by King
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
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Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.
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Train
Poem by StephenG
A (slightly) darkly comic poem
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Madazine : Goodbye, Sci-Fi
Story by Scriptorius
The lean, seven-foot-two, green-bearded Sage of Trondheim is back in town.
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Madazine : Third Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest message from Mission Control to Dweedles, their space cadet.
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Madazine : Test Match Extra-Special
Story by Scriptorius
Probably the most unusual Test Match report that ever came your way.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Six
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Trevor Nodd, the intrepid expedition leader.
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Laundress
Story by Scriptorius
Another outing for Cyril Potts, the Pondhopper.
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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Madazine : Scandinavian Stalemate
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’.
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Madazine : Third Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest on Madazine's interplanetary exchange.
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Madazine : Congratulations : Please Claim Your Prize
Story by Scriptorius
One fortunate person has been informed that a great prize is waiting for him/her. See what happens!
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Footwear
Story by Scriptorius
Meet Cyril Potts, a Briton working as a private eye in the USA. He gets some strange clients, which is all right because he is a strange investigator.
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Madazine : A Traveller’s Tale
Story by Scriptorius
Did you know that we are constantly travelling vast distances, even if we never set a foot outside?
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Five
Story by Scriptorius
It's tough to be a leader!
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Hands Up – if You Don’t Mind
Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Out of Pocket
Story by Scriptorius
The final strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Per Easier Ad Astra
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp is back in town with his latest discovery.
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Madazine : Second Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Dweedles, Madazine's space explorer.
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Madazine : Viewpoints
Story by Scriptorius
Two book reviews of a very different kind.
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Madazine : Kleptomania
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual case of kleptomania.
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Just Another Town
Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Thinking Thin
Story by Scriptorius
Another unusual case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Much Ado About Nothingness
Story by Scriptorius
The latest discovery by the eminent Professor Ovis Jopp.
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Madazine : Getting on a Bit
Story by Scriptorius
A poem by the editor.
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Madazine : Comings and Goings
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside's latest findings.
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Oasis
Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Blazing Egos
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins Number Four
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from our mountaineering expedition.
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Madazine : Second Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
News from Dweedles, the interplanetary exchange agent.
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Madazine : Man on the Spot
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from the news room.
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Madazine : Chilled Out
Story by Scriptorius
The amazing Professor Jopp is back in town.
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Madazine : Where’s the Beef?
Story by Scriptorius
A note to the editor.
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Madazine : To Jail or Not to Jail
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our world.
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The Node Bulletins: Number Three
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from your friend, the intrepid Trevor Node.
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Note of Suspicion
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Special Offer
Story by Scriptorius
A special offer of a very different kind.
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Madazine : Advanced Anatomy
Story by Scriptorius
Notes from a male feminist.
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Power to the People
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
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First Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
More about Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.
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Fowl Play
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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The Demographic Time Bomb
Story by Scriptorius
The latest revelations from the distinguished thinker, Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Sadsack Publishing Company
Story by Scriptorius
If you have ever considered self-publishing, look no further - Sadsack Publishing is the answer to your prayer.
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Men of Letters
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Superluminary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Jopp.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins: Number Two
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Trevor Node.
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Madazine : First Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
Introducing Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.
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Madazine : Telemarketing
Story by Scriptorius
Trying to sell something to Lord Garthlemmon's residence is a tall order.
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The Mad Hatter
Story by Ricky Taylor
A Day in the Life of Author Ricky Taylor
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Costly Caper
Story by Scriptorius
Another unusual case for Judge Embert Wimple.