Funny Short Stories
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Madazine : Much Ado About Nothingness
Story by Scriptorius
The latest discovery by the eminent Professor Ovis Jopp.
HOW TO TAME A COUGAR
Story by rockstar11
Cougars are amazing because the have zero expectation. They’ve already dealt with a ton of assholes just like you throughout they’re lonely, asshole filled lives, and now that they’re a little b
Better Than A Flu Shot
Story by Galaxian
Find out how something floating in a glass bowl on top of a Church Organ is better than a Flu Shot!
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Nine
Story by Scriptorius
The final bulletin - for this expedition - from intrepid Trevor Node, its leader.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Madazine : Independence Day
Story by Scriptorius
A rousing speech by the new leader of Zubukia, the great country.
Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
Madazine : Packing Them In
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
Infinite Lives Online - Sh**ing Pixels
Story by Elven Steele
This short encounter is a small introduction to a much larger GameLit/LitRPG world of my own creation: Infinite Lives Online.
Madazine : Schooling : One Way Ahead
Story by Scriptorius
If social issues are puzzling you, ask Sir Bertram Utterside, the foremost thinker of our world. He is sure to have an answer.
Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.
Madazine : Goodbye, Sci-Fi
Story by Scriptorius
The lean, seven-foot-two, green-bearded Sage of Trondheim is back in town.
Madazine : Third Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest message from Mission Control to Dweedles, their space cadet.
Madazine : Test Match Extra-Special
Story by Scriptorius
Probably the most unusual Test Match report that ever came your way.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Six
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Trevor Nodd, the intrepid expedition leader.
Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
Madazine : Scandinavian Stalemate
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’.
Madazine : Third Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest on Madazine's interplanetary exchange.
Madazine : Congratulations : Please Claim Your Prize
Story by Scriptorius
One fortunate person has been informed that a great prize is waiting for him/her. See what happens!
Footwear
Story by Scriptorius
Meet Cyril Potts, a Briton working as a private eye in the USA. He gets some strange clients, which is all right because he is a strange investigator.
Madazine : A Traveller’s Tale
Story by Scriptorius
Did you know that we are constantly travelling vast distances, even if we never set a foot outside?
Madazine : Per Easier Ad Astra
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp is back in town with his latest discovery.
Madazine : Second Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Dweedles, Madazine's space explorer.
Madazine : Much Ado About Nothingness
Story by Scriptorius
The latest discovery by the eminent Professor Ovis Jopp.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins Number Four
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from our mountaineering expedition.
Madazine : Second Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
News from Dweedles, the interplanetary exchange agent.
Madazine : To Jail or Not to Jail
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our world.
The Node Bulletins: Number Three
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from your friend, the intrepid Trevor Node.
First Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
More about Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.
The Demographic Time Bomb
Story by Scriptorius
The latest revelations from the distinguished thinker, Sir Bertram Utterside.
Sadsack Publishing Company
Story by Scriptorius
If you have ever considered self-publishing, look no further - Sadsack Publishing is the answer to your prayer.