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Woman's Visit to the Gynecologist
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke story where a woman visit's a gynecologist, who has something more in mind other than a breast examination.
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Crumpets at Nutgrove
Story by JPYoung
Meeting the parents of your loved one for the first time is frequently awkward...
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Swapped
Story by Lyn
You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.
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A Sporting Fight
Story by JPYoung
‘I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense’. - H. L. Mencken
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

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Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Story by Scriptorius
The latest from seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’.
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The latest on Madazine's interplanetary exchange.
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Did you know that we are constantly travelling vast distances, even if we never set a foot outside?
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Five
Story by Scriptorius
It's tough to be a leader!
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Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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The final strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Professor Jopp is back in town with his latest discovery.
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Two book reviews of a very different kind.
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An unusual case of kleptomania.
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Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Another unusual case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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The latest discovery by the eminent Professor Ovis Jopp.
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A poem by the editor.
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Madazine : Comings and Goings
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Sir Bertram Utterside's latest findings.
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Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Blazing Egos
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Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins Number Four
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The latest from our mountaineering expedition.
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News from Dweedles, the interplanetary exchange agent.
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The latest from the news room.
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The amazing Professor Jopp is back in town.
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Madazine : Where’s the Beef?
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A note to the editor.
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Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Special Offer
Story by Scriptorius
A special offer of a very different kind.
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Madazine : Advanced Anatomy
Story by Scriptorius
Notes from a male feminist.
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Power to the People
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
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Story by Scriptorius
More about Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.
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Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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The latest from Trevor Node.
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Trying to sell something to Lord Garthlemmon's residence is a tall order.
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The Mad Hatter
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A Day in the Life of Author Ricky Taylor
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Another unusual case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Story by Scriptorius
Fears about the new millennium.
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No More Quarks
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp's latest exciting investigation.
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Story by Scriptorius
Introducing Sir Bertram Utterside, the 'Fearsome Ferret'.
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Spaced Out
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Musing by Scriptorius
Introducing the benefits of D.I.Y. surgery.
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Pop, Please!
Poem by Matt Decker
Who knew POP could be so versatile? There's a lot in POP. This fun poem illustrates the multi-dimensional function of a single and simple word.
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Story by Ricky Taylor
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