Funny Short Stories
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The Gardener
Story by Jane Bean
Join Gerald as he takes a well-deserved rest in his sun lounger, and enjoy the final twist - or are there two?
Grandma's Bible
Story by mudswimmer
Grandma's Bible accompanies a young seafarer on his travels but does he read it as closely as he vows to?
Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
Tea Time
Story by myevanescentself
Jane is on an adventure: the Queen's tea party. Dimwitted and more or less delusional, she finds her own ways to make this boring event more exciting!
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
Madazine : Telling It Like It Is
Story by Scriptorius
A BBC Radio 4 broadcast like there's never been one before.
Madazine : If It Ain’t Broke . . .
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminent thinker of our time.
Madazine : Getting Right Down to It
Story by Scriptorius
A startling new project has begun in the north of England. Kevin Spout enters the picture.
Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.
Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.
Madazine : A Question of Nationality
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our time.
Madazine : The Reverend Speaks
Story by Scriptorius
Today Madazine brings you a sermon with a difference.
Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
Madazine : Imparting the Spin
Story by Scriptorius
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It was decided recently that the public should be offered a way of evaluating objectively what is said by politicians.
Madazine : Ships That Pass in the Night
Story by Scriptorius
A chance encounter on a train journey that would otherwise have been very boring.
Madazine : Face to Face
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp and his foremost detractor, Dr Terps Dunderclap, are meeting face to face.
Madazine : It’s, You Know, Sort of Tautological
Story by Scriptorius
Letter from a lady who listens to radio broadcasts featuring the chattering classes.
Madazine : Letter From Behind the Beyond
Story by Scriptorius
A communication for us earthlings from the planet Zog.
Madazine : Like Nothing on Earth
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded Sage of Trondheim, with his latest discovery.
Whither Language?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our world.
Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
Madazine : Topsy-Turvy
Story by Scriptorius
The latest wondrous news from Professor Ovis Jopp, the sage of Trondheim.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Nine
Story by Scriptorius
The final bulletin - for this expedition - from intrepid Trevor Node, its leader.
Madazine : Small World
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Jopp and his opponent, Dr Terps Dunderklap.
Madazine : Fifth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from mission control to Dweedles.
Madazine : From Two Cellars
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who makes his own wine.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Eight
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from intrepid Trevor Node, Madazine's own expedition leader.
Madazine : Generation Gap
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, probably the foremost thinkers of our world, wishes to share some of his insights with you.
Madazine : Pumped Up
Story by Scriptorius
The green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim' bringing you his latest discovery.
Madazine : Fifth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, Madazine's own space traveller.
Madazine : Immobility for the Millions?
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside is back in town, revealing his latest solution to one of our world's biggest problems.
Madazine : Flat Earth
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Ovis Jopp, one of the most eminent scientists of our time.
Madazine : Fourth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
Mission control's response to Dweedles, their emissary to the Earth.
Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Seven
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from our intrepid expedition leader, Trevor Nodd.
Madazine : Aspects of Sport
Story by Scriptorius
An article by Will Rider-Hawes (70 but sprightly, British) – Gee-Gee to friends, the editor of Madazine.
Madazine : On Longevity
Story by Scriptorius
Some more astonishing insights from Sir Bertram Utterside.
Madazine : Independence Day
Story by Scriptorius
A rousing speech by the new leader of Zubukia, the great country.
Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
Madazine : Packing Them In
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
Infinite Lives Online - Sh**ing Pixels
Story by Elven Steele
This short encounter is a small introduction to a much larger GameLit/LitRPG world of my own creation: Infinite Lives Online.
Madazine : Schooling : One Way Ahead
Story by Scriptorius
If social issues are puzzling you, ask Sir Bertram Utterside, the foremost thinker of our world. He is sure to have an answer.
Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.