Funny Short Stories

Bucklebee Hazeldust, ilf and tower-hand to the sacred sanctum of Windspire. He's happy in his work, wrangling Hummble's and arguing with the tower guardian, Pyx. Then a sermon becomes something else..

My life was deteriorating into a Harold and Maude film noir. I didn’t know if I was Harold or Maude. Being both at the same time was like sticking my finger into a light socket and turning it on.

Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.

On the centenary of a legendary singer’s birth, things at an academic conference start to go horribly, and sillily, wrong.

A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.

Two friends. Two choices. Two outcomes!

A story about how a woman's day begins. So many of us do a day's work before 8 am and no one even realizes it.

I recently took a trip to Vegas. I drank too much....and this is what happened

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!