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The Sermon of Lies - Part 1
Story by Futurefire79
Bucklebee Hazeldust, ilf and tower-hand to the sacred sanctum of Windspire. He's happy in his work, wrangling Hummble's and arguing with the tower guardian, Pyx. Then a sermon becomes something else..
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MY LIFE on a TIGHTROPE
Story by JT
My life was deteriorating into a Harold and Maude film noir. I didn’t know if I was Harold or Maude. Being both at the same time was like sticking my finger into a light socket and turning it on.
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Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.
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I Am Reminded of That Fateful Day That Gave Way to Bliss Everlasting
Story by DavidBrooklyn
On the centenary of a legendary singer’s birth, things at an academic conference start to go horribly, and sillily, wrong.
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A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.

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The Goat
Story by michaelvincent
Two friends. Two choices. Two outcomes!
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Beginning the Day
Story by TeddieFGFE
A story about how a woman's day begins. So many of us do a day's work before 8 am and no one even realizes it.
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Vegas Fail
Story by dedwards
I recently took a trip to Vegas. I drank too much....and this is what happened
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!

Highest Rated Funny Short Stories

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The Blanket Story
It is about giving an inanimate object a voice, and a personality. The blanket story will make you sad and laugh. It is amusing and heartwarming.
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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Oops, Wrong E-mail Address
Story by Galaxian
He opened his laptop and sent his wife an e-mail. However....
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.