Funny Short Stories

Introducing Sir Bertram Utterside, the 'Fearsome Ferret'.

A tale about a deluded architect.

‘The soldier is the army. No army is better than its soldiers.’ -General George S. Patton Jr.

No is messaging me back

Professor Jopp's latest exciting investigation.

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

What happens under the bedsheets?

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this

My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.