Ｓａｌｔｙ Ｍａｍａ ！

Hewwo.

It’s everyone’s favorite curly haired freak

How are you today? If you ever need to talk I’m always here!

Please. I’m so lonely...

My personality in a nutshell.

Hey. I’m a psychopathic DDR champion with depression. I deal with separation anxiety and I hate being alone, regardless of what I tell you. I obsess over the stupidest things, and I’m very childish when it comes to certain stuff. I have some pretty major anger issues that I always try to improve, even if it never works. The people around me keep me smiling, fake or real, and I will forever be in debt to them. To cope with shit, I write songs, blow glass, play violin, and get people triggered by talking to them in French. I’m a maniac who never admits when she’s wrong even if I do, I’m lying through my teeth. The bad stuff about me is that I am a masochist and I don’t like talking to people about my problems, but I honest to god appreciate when they push me to do so.

I really hope you didn’t waste your time reading this, but if you did, thanks for wasting it on me. Love you guys

Signed, Salty Mama.

MORE STUFF ABOUT MEH.

Theme Songs: Teen Idle (by MARINA), All Time Low (AJR), Prom Queen (by Beach Bunny), Show & Tell (by Melanie Martinez), IDFC (by blackbear), Time (by NF), 100 Bad Days (AJR)

Favorite Food(s): Tacos, ramen, mac n’ cheese

Favorite TV Show(s): The Office, Wallace & Gromit, Steven Universe, others.

Favorite Cartoon Character: Ya boi Guzma (Pokémon Moon), Smee (Peter Pan)

Favorite Movie: Space Jam, Wall-E, etc.

Favorite Singer: Billie Eillish, NF, Melanie Martinez

Favorite Word: Morosis

Favorite Band: The Lumineers, Mumford & Sons, The Killers

Favorite Anime: MHA, plus anything from Studio Ghibli

Favorite Sweet: Cheesecake is my ultimate fav but I DON’T DISCRIMINATE

Favorite Drink: Bubble tea!!

Favorite Book: I really love One of Us is Lying and Two can Keep a Secret.

Fears: Most birds, elevators, tight spaces, failure, grapefruit, myself

Dream: To make the world better and truly feel happy.

Bad Habits: Masochism, drinking, swearing, puking up food I eat, being too clingy, pretty much everything about me.

Nicknames: Please give me nicknames. I love them so much.

Favorite Animal(s): Red pandas, sharks, dinosaurs

Ways To My Heart: Tiny children, food, cuddles, listening to my shit, nicknames

Favorite Pass Times: Escape rooms, violin, singing, art, confusing people with French, DDR

Status: Not sure if that’ll ever happen.

Cool People: Zer0, Kurogane, SamZ, tayloremilyadaros, Optimism101, Thomas Ray, Andraaknas, Striker, Flower (these people are SO COOL)

WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE?? (Seriously this stuff is bullshit go away):

- “The rain is your obstacle. Sure, it’ll bring you down, but without it, how else are we supposed to grow?”

- “Be blessed by my presence because my presence is a blessing.”

- “If you don’t love me, just say it to my face. Although it may crush my soul and shatter my heart, I’ll just put myself together again, even if I miss pieces. After all, what’s the harm in losing a little bit of yourself for love?”

- “Humans suck. They suck, especially when they promise to be there for you, whether asking your crush out or singing in front of the entire school, but instead, they take what you care about and keep it for themselves.”

- “Je déteste sourire. C’est juste mon visage qui raconte un mensonge au monde entier.” (Just use Google Translate)

- “Love is a scary thing. When you’re not careful, something could happen to it, and suddenly it’s gone. And when it’s gone, it doesn’t come back.”