♫ 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓸 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓭 ♫
~ do you wanna boogie with me? 👉👈
~ *le sad fruitbat noises*
~ i'm cooler than you bc i'm on like 13 people's bios (I EVEN COUNTED)
~ God's watching so give him a good show.
~ i'll crush you at ping pong or just dance any day.
~ pls review my stories & tell me how bad they are
~ i don't care about pronouns
รό ωĦ𝔸ţ 𝔦千 𝓲'м α 𝓛𝕀ŦŤℓ𝔼 𝕨Ⓞᶰⓚч?
what on earth do you guys want to see me write?
s o c i a l s
if you're new around these parts, welcome! somehow i guess you've stumbled upon me, so does that mean you'd like to listen to me blabber? well, alright :p
first of all, i don't really have a name that i like so call me whatever you want. my birthday is june tenth but it isn't like that information is important.
i'm just me- a sixteen year old loser who obsesses over completely useless and utterly pointless things. i absolutely LOVE stickers, parappa the rapper, horror movies, and my hero academia. i'll talk about anything and everything (besides politics, please). i like to think i'm cool because i play animal crossing, minecraft, every single final fantasy, and rhythm games, along with being able to defeat anyone in just dance and recite the entirety of yakko's world. i have the mentality of a drunken and insane toddler, the vocabulary of a small dictionary, and a paralyzing fear of birds and eye contact-- along with an addiction to fire and pain. i'm not all that special, but i do like to write because it's the only way to let everything i keep inside come spilling out. my only talents are spending ridiculous amounts of time dancing, thinking up OC's, rambling, crying an unhealthy amount, and hallucinating (auditory & visual) due to my BPD and my sleeping problems. i hate eating, NOT food. food is tasty, but eating is not. do not try to tell me otherwise. sleeping is required to exist but honestly it's still a waste in my opinion (what if i miss something super interesting in the middle of the night??). i have misophonia and hyperacusis- which are sensory problems that involve sound, so my hearing is super sensitive. i realize now that i sound like i'm fishing for compliments and concerns but i promise i'm not like that <3
you're always welcome to friend me or message me! i've been through a little bit of everything and i can try to help. i'm not too scary :D
☟~𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓺𝓾𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 (𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮)~☟
"the universe works in mysterious ways, but i'm starting to think it ain't working for me!" - ajr
"life's too short to worry about things that we got wrong. so hug all your friends and let them know you're not letting go.." - cavetown
"turn off the t.v, it's starting to freak me out- it's so loud, it's like my ears are bleeding." - royal & the serpent
☞ Your Superior- i can't put him into words. he isn't perfect but he's the closest thing i got. i'm not sure what i did right to deserve him.
☞ 𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕘𝕓𝕒𝕜𝕣𝟠𝟚 is a human of angelic properties and otherwordly patience. i love her to bits.
☞ Vector is a gooooooooose and she is fantastically wonky
☞ i love why_now so so so much >:( she is literally phenomenal
☞ 𓆩קhσꫀɳi᥊𓆪 is my royal advisor and should be treated with utmost respect.
𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚘-
i will gladly annihilate entire nations for these people, if they are bothered in the slightest. so if you harm or aggravate any of them, please don't struggle when i show up on your doorstep. it'll be easier on both you and i.
fun facts: i have phonophobia, scoptophobia, and ornithophobia-
capital letters are so scary :(((
MATCHING PFP'S ARE THE HOTTEST THING EVER MATCH WITH ME PLS PLS PLS
in love with a solid 3 1/2 people (2 1/2 men and a woman ._.)
2 stories in the works
☟~ 𝓲 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬~☟
| champagne gummy bears | tamagotchi's | eye contact is the worst | juice boxes | stutters | cuddles | gloom | bright light is a no-no | stuffed animals | family problems | body dysmorphia | birds are demons | purple mascara | broken heart 24/7 | lowkey suicide vibes | cassette tapes | crying for no reason | frogs | flip phones | stickers and sticker anxiety | grape soda | eating sucks | exploding head disorder | glow sticks | sad and psychotic music | rough drafts | kidcore | butterfly hair clips | piillllllllss | pls don't be loud |
☟~ 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓮 ~☟
➺ cooking an entire buffet (not eating any of it) and drinking orange juice out of a wine glass
➺ oversized sweatshirts or thrift shop treasures. 24/7.
➺ i'm a metal mouth! :p
➺ my skin is an absolute mess, with collections of burns and slices and bruises.
➺ sketchpads and journals. normally, my face is buried in some type of book.
➺ curly hair. i have fluffy brown hair that is typically in pigtails.
➺ soda flavored lip smackers lip balm. i have what's called an a d d i c t i o n .
➺ i have a little bit of a limp in my right leg and a tic in my left eye.
➺ my lips are constantly chapped and my bottom lip is forever split.
➺ i carry around a small frog stuffed animal, and he is my comfort buddy.
➺ i have a thing where i'll just start wiggling back and forth. it's weird.
➻ food: seafood
➻ drink: hot tea or juice boxes (i'm four years old)
➻ dessert: cheesecake
➻ movie: the peanut butter falcon, or ferris bueller's day off (basically any 70s-90s movies)
➻ show(s): demon slayer, my hero academia, fairly odd-parents
➻ music: alternative, indie, rock, a little rap and a little pop
➻ singers: melanie martinez, cavetown, mxmtoon, eminem, noah finnce, christian leave
➻ bands: gorillaz, needtobreathe, backstreet boys, no doubt
➻ book: i like the disney twisted tale series and a book called girl in pieces (by kathleen glasgow)
➻ video game character: the crippling sadness of sally face makes him an obvious favorite but i love parappa the rapper too bc he's my baby, and prompto from ffxv is a snack
➻ t.v. show or movie character: i enjoy looking at young leonardo dicaprio as frank abagnale in the movie catch me if you can...
➻ anime character: do not make me choose between katsuki, inosuke, zenitsu, tomioka, and midoriya. DO NOT. but i will gladly argue about how superior they are.
➻ passtimes: dancing, writing, playing odd video games, messing with my anime spin-offs, listening to music
there's nothing left so either message me or leave <3