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Violet Eyes #14
Story by Bitter
#14!!! Sorry it's a day late.... Also, NO ONE SENT PICTURES FOR THE CHARACTER CONTEST. I'm crushed. Just kidding. I've decided that anyone can send any character suggestions any time, and I might use
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There Was Once A Sheep
Poem by Simon Cowell
just a funny short poem I wrote lol hope you like
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Madazine : Per Easier Ad Astra
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp is back in town with his latest discovery.
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Madazine : Millennial Angst
Story by Scriptorius
Fears about the new millennium.
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Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?

Top Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Madazine : Final Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
Dweedles has made his decision.
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Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
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Madazine : Topsy-Turvy
Story by Scriptorius
The latest wondrous news from Professor Ovis Jopp, the sage of Trondheim.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Nine
Story by Scriptorius
The final bulletin - for this expedition - from intrepid Trevor Node, its leader.
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Madazine : Valediction
Story by Scriptorius
Ossie Briddle has departed from this plane of life.
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Madazine : Grey Power
Story by Scriptorius
Stand aside, Mrs Malaprop. You ain't seen anything yet!
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Madazine : Small World
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Jopp and his opponent, Dr Terps Dunderklap.
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Madazine : Fifth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from mission control to Dweedles.
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Madazine : From Two Cellars
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who makes his own wine.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Eight
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from intrepid Trevor Node, Madazine's own expedition leader.
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Madazine : Generation Gap
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, probably the foremost thinkers of our world, wishes to share some of his insights with you.
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Madazine : Pumped Up
Story by Scriptorius
The green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim' bringing you his latest discovery.
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Madazine : A Man and a Plan
Story by Scriptorius
Some more reminiscences from Madazine's editor.
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Madazine : Fifth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, Madazine's own space traveller.
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Madazine : Immobility for the Millions?
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside is back in town, revealing his latest solution to one of our world's biggest problems.
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Madazine : Rubber Duck
Story by Scriptorius
Madazine's editor talks about a memorable occasion.
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Madazine : Flat Earth
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Professor Ovis Jopp, one of the most eminent scientists of our time.
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Madazine : Fourth Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
Mission control's response to Dweedles, their emissary to the Earth.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Seven
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from our intrepid expedition leader, Trevor Nodd.
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Madazine : Aspects of Sport
Story by Scriptorius
An article by Will Rider-Hawes (70 but sprightly, British) – Gee-Gee to friends, the editor of Madazine.
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Madazine : Bottling It Up
Story by Scriptorius
The latest discoveries from Professor Ovis Jopp.
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Madazine : On Longevity
Story by Scriptorius
Some more astonishing insights from Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Madazine : Independence Day
Story by Scriptorius
A rousing speech by the new leader of Zubukia, the great country.
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Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
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Madazine : Packing Them In
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Ovis Jopp, the green-bearded 'Sage of Trondheim'.
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Madazine : Star-Struck
Story by Scriptorius
Madazine's revolutionary new approach to astrology.
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Infinite Lives Online - Sh**ing Pixels
Story by Elven Steele
This short encounter is a small introduction to a much larger GameLit/LitRPG world of my own creation: Infinite Lives Online.
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Madazine : Schooling : One Way Ahead
Story by Scriptorius
If social issues are puzzling you, ask Sir Bertram Utterside, the foremost thinker of our world. He is sure to have an answer.
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Madazine : How Are You?
Story by Scriptorius
Ideas for how to respond to cold -calling telemarketing people.
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Madazine : Top Management
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with Sir Percival Stropes, Managing Director of United Vehicle Builders.
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Train
Poem by StephenG
A (slightly) darkly comic poem
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Madazine : Goodbye, Sci-Fi
Story by Scriptorius
The lean, seven-foot-two, green-bearded Sage of Trondheim is back in town.
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Madazine : Third Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest message from Mission Control to Dweedles, their space cadet.
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Madazine : Test Match Extra-Special
Story by Scriptorius
Probably the most unusual Test Match report that ever came your way.
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Six
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Trevor Nodd, the intrepid expedition leader.
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Laundress
Story by Scriptorius
Another outing for Cyril Potts, the Pondhopper.
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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Madazine : Scandinavian Stalemate
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’.
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Madazine : Third Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest on Madazine's interplanetary exchange.
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Madazine : Congratulations : Please Claim Your Prize
Story by Scriptorius
One fortunate person has been informed that a great prize is waiting for him/her. See what happens!
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Footwear
Story by Scriptorius
Meet Cyril Potts, a Briton working as a private eye in the USA. He gets some strange clients, which is all right because he is a strange investigator.
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Madazine : A Traveller’s Tale
Story by Scriptorius
Did you know that we are constantly travelling vast distances, even if we never set a foot outside?
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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Five
Story by Scriptorius
It's tough to be a leader!
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Madazine : Market Forces
Story by Scriptorius
Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminence grise of our world, speaks again.
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Hands Up – if You Don’t Mind
Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Out of Pocket
Story by Scriptorius
The final strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Per Easier Ad Astra
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp is back in town with his latest discovery.
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Madazine : Second Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Dweedles, Madazine's space explorer.
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Madazine : Viewpoints
Story by Scriptorius
Two book reviews of a very different kind.
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Madazine : Kleptomania
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual case of kleptomania.