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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
15+
Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
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A New Home
Story by HSuys
They are homegrown
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Good Luck, Bad Luck
Story by Szino9
About a lucky break we are all waiting for. But is it?

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18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

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18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!
18+
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.

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15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
15+
Vino Vendetta
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story based on true events when encountering a "wine snob."
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The Good, the Bad and the Sarcastic
Story by JPYoung
When poodles ruled the earth...
12+
Buck Thirty
Story by BMArnold
"Ya know what you could get for a buck thirty back in my day?”
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Psychedelic Dancing
Story by Ricks
Rick and Suzie organise a party.
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Toss The Dough (Rock The Night Parody)
A lyric-parody of Rock The Night by Europe. Making a pizza pie crust.
12+
On the Run
Story by -Lynnyan-
A young girl, a young boy, and a whole lot of trouble. What chaos have they caused this time?
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Espionnage En Passant
Story by JPYoung
A teenage pawn in a high stakes game between East and West
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The Numberologist's Magic Window
Story by RSilver
A man visits a numerologist for a reading
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Outfoxed by Br'er Rabbit
Story by Terry Adcock
Life lessons and remembrances from childhood.
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Cannonball to Shangri-La
Story by JPYoung
An Excursion to the Wonderful World of Long Ago
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A Movie Offer
Story by Milind
Vinod, a yesteryears' movie superstar finds it diffficult to get movie roles. It is funny to read his negotiations with a movie producer to finalize contract for a lead role for him.
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The Destiny of Dzaramba
Story by JPYoung
It's not only how you live, it's also how you die...
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The Poodle Man
Story by JPYoung
They know lots of tricks, but they never perform unless they have to...
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The Origin of a Species
Story by HSuys
Hazards of a job
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Interrobang Goes Paris
Story by JPYoung
1. A non-standard punctuation mark (‽) indicating a question expressed in an exclamatory manner 2. Nickname for a person who repeatedly speaks in interrobangs
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Tropical Trade Winds to a Honolulu Homicide
Story by JPYoung
When the bullets fly, where the bodies lie, by the bye, you'll find a certain guy...
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"Go Time" Chapter 2: RC Cola, DQ and Folsom Creek
Story by Anthony E
Background on coming of age story--chapter 2.
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Expectations
Story by Terry Adcock
A young man learns a life lesson the hard way.
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Christmas Eve and Me
Story by Anthony E
Story that blends holiday movie favorites into one plot, far from done, send me suggestions and I will include them.
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The Christmas Guard
Story by JPYoung
Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.
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Halloween Knight Mares
Poem by KeithLankford
Knight Mares ride quickly Taking their prey Never forget When to sleep you lay
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Halloween Brew
Poem by KeithLankford
Withes flying in the night or burning brightly in firelight
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Underwriter
Poem by KeithLankford
The Underwriter typewriter and the dreaded writers block
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Lost Souls
Poem by KeithLankford
Lost souls found to be wandering in a graveyard
18+
Miscommunication
Poem by KeithLankford
Simple miscommunication
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Triumphant Rescue
The triumphant rescue of Caedmon the cat
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Anyway JJ Cale Blows
Story by HSuys
Find the songtitles
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(Tra-la-la)
Story by RSilver
comedy about a song
18+
Lucy
Story by Beckab48
It's a story about a girl named Lucy.
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Haircut 2.0
Story by HSuys
Home Scissor Saloon
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Gardenias From a Halloween Carnival
Story by JPYoung
A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...
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WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY
Story by JamesSprag
I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.
12+
Teeth
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know. The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
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Nicky Demo
Story by JPYoung
Too cool for school = too hot to handle...
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The Dream
Story by RSilver
A man who has a dream about hats and goes to the race track thinking about his dream
18+
West of Hong Kong, South of Macau
Story by JPYoung
An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...
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In a Bar Near the Sea
Story by HSuys
Tender bartender
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Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
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strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
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Copy/Paste
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Romance flash fiction.
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The Wish
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Flash fiction. Hope you enjoy!
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A New Home
Story by HSuys
They are homegrown
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The Lampwick Letters : Number Two
Story by Scriptorius
Request for a critique.
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Dialogue
Story by LeCat127
A random snippet of life and dialogue between an antisocial hairdresser and her bizarre great aunt
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When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
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Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
12+
Whodunnit
Story by HSuys
Detective parody
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Funny Story About Cleaning the House
Story by HenryBrowning
Funny story about cleaning the house