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Never Underestimate What Can Happen on a Snow Day and other things
Story by nellgwen
This is a little riff on a certain aspect of how a pop culture phenomenon came to be, according to me. But I dare anybody to disagree. There are also two little abservations here as well. One on ice cream, the other on a gal I met on the bus.
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Madazine : Ruling The Waves
Story by Scriptorius
Another exploit by Yorkshire engineer and inventor, Kevin Spout.
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Talking Cat
Basically every conversation with my kitty...
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Out of Pocket
Story by Scriptorius
The final strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
School time! No more self-distancing!
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.
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As You Were
Story by Scriptorius
Another story from the Aquarian Madazine Pending File
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Shoot The Messenger
Story by Scriptorius
In loving memory of Scriptorius. Another story from my Madazine Pending File.
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two dead boys
this isn't my poem, but it's definitely one of my favourites.
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The Deaf Man
Story by Sansid
A funny story of a deaf man who goes and meets his friend.
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The Missing Wine Case
Story by RSilver
Bud Insky tries to find who stole the wine before Shabbat starts.
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Recipe
Story by J.B
They have been married for many years now and Carlos is no longer a young and handsome man. Yet she is happy. How?
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Talking Cat
Basically every conversation with my kitty...
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The Gardener
Story by Jane Bean
Join Gerald as he takes a well-deserved rest in his sun lounger, and enjoy the final twist - or are there two?
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My "Foot" Problem
Story by RSilver
A man's encounter with nature in an unusual way.
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The Power of Dreams Part #5
Chapter 5; Are you Ready?
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The Power of Dreams Part #4
Chapter4; I get the absolute pleasure of laughing in everyone’s sorry faces
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The Puppet Master
Story by RSilver
A sarcastic detective short story of a real crime.
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Hygiene
Story by Storm
Have a problem with things messing with your teeth? Ever just wanted to say "no" to going to get your teeth cleaned? Perhaps you'll take better care from now on with this short story.
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All At Sea
Story by Scriptorius
A recent radio shipping forecast.
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Stevie Nicks and a Horse With No Name
Poem by Anthony E
If you liked AIRPLANE! You might hate this.
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Red Nail Polish
Story by majmaj
Tell Me Your Final Choice Ma'am: Do You Want A Red Nail Polish or My Marriage Certificate?
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Cockle-Doodle-Don't
Poem by Anthony E
A Children's Story (poem) about confidence and courage.
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Don't Mess With Momma
Poem by Anthony E
A short children's poem on bullying and a Momma's powerful love.
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Local Man Driven to Insanity From Lack of Things to Do!
Story by Aidan Wheeler
A (hopefully) relatable story about the lack of things to do at this time in quarantine!
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An Important Family
Story by Anthony E
An Important piece of writing.
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A Chicken, White Tack and a Chimney Sweep
Story by Ricks
Raphael Ravenscroft suddenly fires up and fills the speakers of the bedside digital clock. That riff. And what a riff. That infectious sound, a creation of pure genius by the coming together of ......
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Dead End at Holly Street
Story by stombell
Two boys discover more than they bargained for when they take a dark journey into the unknown.
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Tommy Noonan & the Summer of 84'
Story by Anthony E
The story is about the trials of growing up in 1984. It's part fiction-part observations.
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One of My Many Memories
Poem by supernova
A childhood memory.
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Trophies for Everyone?
Story by Anthony E
Satire regarding winning and winning.
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The Importance Of Seeing The Funny Side
Story by Scriptorius
A suggestion to ease the pressure on the health systems of our world.
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Cat Fight
Two bickering cats prepare to fight.
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The Village Fete 2012
Story by Jane Bean
Do you enjoy black humour? This is a seemingly innocuous tale, but wait for the twist!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
School time! No more self-distancing!
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The Big Deal
A little girl doesn't understand what "The big deal" is about the Apollo 11 landing.
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A World Wide Crime
Poem by Anthony E
Satire, focusing on football fanatics and how their passion can bypass real life and death problems.
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The Power of Dreams Part #2
Chapter 2 ; If you can’t read the warning, DON’T DO THE SPELL
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The Power of Dreams Part #1
Chapter 1: Helga's  Spells
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Artflicktion
Story by Benartflick
A brief look at two future movie stars before moving to Hollywood. Their names have been changed to make it impossible to guess who they are.
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Sharestrangethings.com: You Shall Smash
Story by Durandal
"I was told this was a website where I could report any strange experiences that I have had. Well, here I go. "-Dave Tompson
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Alone
Story by SJD ❤
No is messaging me back
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Worklessness
Story by Scriptorius
The advantages of being without work.
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THE STRANGE STORY OF PAVEL ONION AND SPOOKY LIL
Story by MaxMore
A true tale of mystery and strange happenings at an English school
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Solar
Story by magnamata
Two men witness the solar storms of 1859, known as the Carrington Event, while operating a telegraph communication hut.
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The Bird
Poem by scook5242
This poem is about a bird. But not just any bird . . . One who is NOT nice and one who causes mayhem wherever he finds himself. He's just, not your typical fun-loving, beautiful-singing bird.
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An Evening Out
Story by Scriptorius
A taxi driver helps a couple to enjoy an unusual evening.
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CARROT JUICE
Story by Paul Farin
A man's life gets destroyed by something he would never have been able to imagine in this comedy that exposes how the most unusual things are capable of overtaking someone's life.
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Saviour
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine indicates a way to save our world.
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THE LAST SANTELLI
Story by Paul Farin
This is a story about honor, and the fight against greed by a hard-working person; a fight all decent people have to wage at some time in their lives, and how one man risked everything.
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Old Money
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation between a bank cashier and a visitor.
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Weird, Wacky, and Wonderful
Story by Kiwi
A girl Wakes up in a knew weird land.
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Retail Psychology
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation in a shop.
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Glowing Dog
Story by MeckenzieV
My creative writing class assigned me the writing prompt: Glowing Dog. So, here’s what I came up with.
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Love Is in the Air
Poem by Kiwi
A small child on Valentines Day being skirmish.