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STITCHES
Story by Monique
Rivalry at fashion school, with a gentle twist. (800 words)
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Kung Fu Armadillo
Story by DrPhilbilly
A midnight encounter with an armadillo turns into a kung Fu battle.
15+
The Drummer Boy
Story by RonnieJ
This historically accurate story is based on an old English folk song and is set during the Napoleonic Wars. It is more drama than funny and is a bit sad too.
12+
Violet Eyes #3
Story by Bitter
The third part of my series! I'm going to upload the first 10 chapters Today, for your benefit. (I want the readers to have a say in the story; I am too far ahead to Wait 15 weeks until I write ag
18+
Dog Park Identities
Story by casslyn27
A stay-at-home mom and her loyal dog have both lost something. Through uncomfortable experiences and adventures at the neighborhood dog park, mom and dog find their new identity.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girlโ€™s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like sheโ€™s special.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
18+
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
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Copy/Paste
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Romance flash fiction.
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The Wish
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Flash fiction. Hope you enjoy!
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A New Home
Story by HSuys
They are homegrown
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The Lampwick Letters : Number Two
Story by Scriptorius
Request for a critique.
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Dialogue
Story by LeCat127
A random snippet of life and dialogue between an antisocial hairdresser and her bizarre great aunt
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When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
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Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
12+
Whodunnit
Story by HSuys
Detective parody
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Funny Story About Cleaning the House
Story by HenryBrowning
Funny story about cleaning the house
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The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
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What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)" (Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
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What Happened Again? (Part 2)
Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz
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What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Lia_of_Oz
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
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Dreams N' Other Stuff
Story by PuffyPancakes
Uh, what the title says. Its about dreams n' stuff.
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Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
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Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...
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Swapped
Story by -Lynnyan-
You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.
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Who's there?
Story by ChrisPlato
An 'individual', alone in a house, reflecting on their life
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Impatient Patient
Story by Scriptorius
An Easter Egg With A Less Fattening Centre . . .
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A Space Play Production
Story by -Lynnyan-
I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!
15+
This Week We Look at Street Art
Story by Sean Hodgson
Podcaster interviews iconic street artist
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Pretty Perilous in Pink
Story by JPYoung
A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!
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Terminal Toys
Story by -Lynnyan-
A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...
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Uzzy Uts!
Story by JPYoung
An unwanted encounter with an annoying train passenger leads an office worker to his destiny with the leaders of the world.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girlโ€™s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like sheโ€™s special.
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Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet
Story by JPYoung
A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.
15+
The Lottery Jackpot
Story by HSuys
What would you do?
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Global Something
Story by Scriptorius
Another item from the Scriptorius 'Madazine Pending' file.
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The lottery
Story by Chantal
This is a very short story about winning the lottery.
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I Won't Go
Not everyone likes going outside.
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Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.
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Last Days of School
Story by Paul Davies
Archie Henderson. He is expelled for stopping the physical assault on a fellow pupil by a prefect. This will prevent him from attending university, which will prevent him attending university.
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The Three Jolly Boatmen
Story by Paul Davies
This is an homage to Kangaroo Island. While is a humorous piece it also covers the devastation of the big bush fire in early 2020.
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WISHING WELL
Story by HSuys
countdown to inauguration day
18+
The potato incident
Story by HomelessDan
A boy recollects a childhood incident involving an old school friend and a potato. (WARNING- contains frequent swear words)
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Snooping in the sun
Story by HomelessDan
A short story about a women who finds a notebook in the summer heat next to a corpse. Should she alert the police...or pick it up and read it?
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Descent to the Ninth Circle
Story by JPYoung
An account of a mercenary operation set in no named country during the 1980's, think The Dogs of War meets The Three Stooges. I have served in several military forces and farces.
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MASK
Story by HSuys
funny covid-19 related sf
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Thanksgiving: The Holiday Celebrated With Homicide!
Story by Kat Dickens
A funny twist to the all you can eat holiday, know as thanksgiving, that is told through the eyes of the main dish, a turkey!
12+
Hilarious Painful Dream
I finally found love..... Just like the Hollywood movies
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Just Chatting
Story by Scriptorius
Presented with love by the partnership of Scriptorius and Aquarius
12+
The Wedding
Story by Shaun French
The big day is near but there's someone missing.
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Candy Store
Story by cricket
Anna walked to a candy store.
PG
Watch Your Step
Story by Dรฉicide
Personally, I would have wished to fly
18+
3 Men Go to Hell
Story by Dรฉicide
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
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PAPERS
Story by HSuys
Brief conversation
12+
What Grumpy Thought Of Snow White
Story by 1949
Was Grumpy the curmudgeon we've been led to believe, or did he just hide his true emotions?
15+
Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.