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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
Vino Vendetta
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story based on true events when encountering a "wine snob."
Toss The Dough (Rock The Night Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
A lyric-parody of Rock The Night by Europe. Making a pizza pie crust.
On the Run
Story by -Lynnyan-
A young girl, a young boy, and a whole lot of trouble. What chaos have they caused this time?
A Movie Offer
Story by Milind
Vinod, a yesteryears' movie superstar finds it diffficult to get movie roles. It is funny to read his negotiations with a movie producer to finalize contract for a lead role for him.
The Poodle Man
Story by JPYoung
They know lots of tricks, but they never perform unless they have to...
Interrobang Goes Paris
Story by JPYoung
1. A non-standard punctuation mark (‽) indicating a question expressed in an exclamatory manner
2. Nickname for a person who repeatedly speaks in interrobangs
Tropical Trade Winds to a Honolulu Homicide
Story by JPYoung
When the bullets fly, where the bodies lie, by the bye, you'll find a certain guy...
"Go Time" Chapter 2: RC Cola, DQ and Folsom Creek
Story by Anthony E
Background on coming of age story--chapter 2.
Christmas Eve and Me
Story by Anthony E
Story that blends holiday movie favorites into one plot, far from done, send me suggestions and I will include them.
The Christmas Guard
Story by JPYoung
Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.
Halloween Knight Mares
Poem by KeithLankford
Knight Mares ride quickly
Taking their prey
Never forget
When to sleep you lay
Gardenias From a Halloween Carnival
Story by JPYoung
A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...
WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY
Story by JamesSprag
I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.
Teeth
Story by cardiffstoryweaver
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know.
The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
West of Hong Kong, South of Macau
Story by JPYoung
An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...
Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.