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Dragon Misadventure: An Awesome Medieval Story
Story by MimzieProject
An unlikely group of psychedelic strangers in search for the evil wizard, Cocainselot. They will embark on a misfit adventure encountering dragons and other weird stuff. Hooray!
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Triumphant Rescue
The triumphant rescue of Caedmon the cat
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More
Story by djreed7100
segment 2
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Out
Another micro-fiction tale...
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Buddy the Rat.
Story by Poet
Actually a story. (: Rate, Please, Please. PLEASE. haha. Thanks, guuys. But, it is kinda a poem, yuuh know.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girl’s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like she’s special.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!
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Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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The Christmas Guard
Story by JPYoung
Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.
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Lost Souls
Poem by KeithLankford
Lost souls found to be wandering in a graveyard
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Miscommunication
Poem by KeithLankford
Simple miscommunication
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Triumphant Rescue
The triumphant rescue of Caedmon the cat
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Anyway JJ Cale Blows
Story by HSuys
Find the songtitles
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(Tra-la-la)
Story by RSilver
comedy about a song
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Lucy
Story by Beckab48
It's a story about a girl named Lucy.
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Haircut 2.0
Story by HSuys
Home Scissor Saloon
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Gardenias From a Halloween Carnival
Story by JPYoung
A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...
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WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY
Story by JamesSprag
I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.
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Teeth
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know. The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
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Nicky Demo
Story by JPYoung
Too cool for school = too hot to handle...
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The Dream
Story by RSilver
A man who has a dream about hats and goes to the race track thinking about his dream
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West of Hong Kong, South of Macau
Story by JPYoung
An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...
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In a Bar Near the Sea
Story by HSuys
Tender bartender
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Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
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strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
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Copy/Paste
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Romance flash fiction.
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The Wish
Story by SamizdatMcTasty
Flash fiction. Hope you enjoy!
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A New Home
Story by HSuys
They are homegrown
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The Lampwick Letters : Number Two
Story by Scriptorius
Request for a critique.
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Dialogue
Story by LeCat127
A random snippet of life and dialogue between an antisocial hairdresser and her bizarre great aunt
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When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
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Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
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Whodunnit
Story by HSuys
Detective parody
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Funny Story About Cleaning the House
Story by HenryBrowning
Funny story about cleaning the house
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The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
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What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)" (Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
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What Happened Again? (Part 2)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz
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What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Despicable_Moi
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
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Dreams N' Other Stuff
Story by PuffyPancakes
Uh, what the title says. Its about dreams n' stuff.
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Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
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Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...
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Swapped
Story by -Lynnyan-
You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.
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Who's there?
Story by ChrisPlato
An 'individual', alone in a house, reflecting on their life
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Impatient Patient
Story by Scriptorius
An Easter Egg With A Less Fattening Centre . . .
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A Space Play Production
Story by -Lynnyan-
I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!
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This Week We Look at Street Art
Story by Sean Hodgson
Podcaster interviews iconic street artist
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Pretty Perilous in Pink
Story by JPYoung
A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!
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Terminal Toys
Story by -Lynnyan-
A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...
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Uzzy Uts!
Story by JPYoung
An unwanted encounter with an annoying train passenger leads an office worker to his destiny with the leaders of the world.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girl’s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like she’s special.
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Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet
Story by JPYoung
A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.
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The Lottery Jackpot
Story by HSuys
What would you do?
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Global Something
Story by Scriptorius
Another item from the Scriptorius 'Madazine Pending' file.
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The lottery
Story by Chantal
This is a very short story about winning the lottery.
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I Won't Go
Not everyone likes going outside.
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Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.
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Last Days of School
Story by Paul Davies
Archie Henderson. He is expelled for stopping the physical assault on a fellow pupil by a prefect. This will prevent him from attending university, which will prevent him attending university.