Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
Help, My Dog Has Nanofleas!
Story by mindfulhumor
A futuristic businessman utilizes the help of a robotic assistant to corner the nanoflea market.
The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girlβs life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like sheβs special.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Story by ππΈπ§ππππππ
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)"
(Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
What Happened Again? (Part 2)
Story by ππΈπ§ππππππ
Continuing of "What Happened Again"
What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Lia_of_Oz
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...
A Space Play Production
Story by -Lynnyan-
I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!
Pretty Perilous in Pink
Story by JPYoung
A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!
Terminal Toys
Story by -Lynnyan-
A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...
In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girlβs life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like sheβs special.
Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet
Story by JPYoung
A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.
Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.
Last Days of School
Story by Paul Davies
Archie Henderson. He is expelled for stopping the physical assault on a fellow pupil by a prefect. This will prevent him from attending university, which will prevent him attending university.
The Three Jolly Boatmen
Story by Paul Davies
This is an homage to Kangaroo Island. While is a humorous piece it also covers the devastation of the big bush fire in early 2020.
The potato incident
Story by HomelessDan
A boy recollects a childhood incident involving an old school friend and a potato. (WARNING- contains frequent swear words)
Snooping in the sun
Story by HomelessDan
A short story about a women who finds a notebook in the summer heat next to a corpse. Should she alert the police...or pick it up and read it?
Descent to the Ninth Circle
Story by JPYoung
An account of a mercenary operation set in no named country during the 1980's, think The Dogs of War meets The Three Stooges. I have served in several military forces and farces.
Thanksgiving: The Holiday Celebrated With Homicide!
Story by Kat Dickens
A funny twist to the all you can eat holiday, know as thanksgiving, that is told through the eyes of the main dish, a turkey!
Hilarious Painful Dream
Story by Cryptic Doyinsola
I finally found love.....
Just like the Hollywood movies
Just Chatting
Story by Scriptorius
Presented with love by the partnership of Scriptorius and Aquarius
3 Men Go to Hell
Story by ππΎπ»π½π²πΌ
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
What Grumpy Thought Of Snow White
Story by 1949
Was Grumpy the curmudgeon we've been led to believe, or did he just hide his true emotions?
Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.
Shoot The Messenger
Story by Scriptorius
In loving memory of Scriptorius. Another story from my Madazine Pending File.
The Missing Wine Case
Story by RSilver
Bud Insky tries to find who stole the wine before Shabbat starts.
The Gardener
Story by Jane Bean
Join Gerald as he takes a well-deserved rest in his sun lounger, and enjoy the final twist - or are there two?
The Power of Dreams Part #4
Story by π ππ½ππΈπ π
Chapter4;
I get the absolute pleasure of laughing in everyoneβs sorry faces