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We Have All The Time In The World
Story by Aquarius
Reflections On Growing Older – Part Six
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My Time
Story by Robert Thornton
The terrifying recall of my running into Death, and how it wasn't what it was supposed to be
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E-mail From God
Story by Author Unknown
Funny short story about an E-mail from God.
PG
The Summer I Got Pretty
Everything changed that summer
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The Good, the Bad and the Sarcastic
Story by JPYoung
When poodles ruled the earth...

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Letter to Alex
Story by HSuys
Might just be the one he received before making the song
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Go Your Own Way
Story by JPYoung
‘Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more’ – Shakey’s Henry V
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LAUREL and HARDY SHORTS
Story by hercules
A few of my own Laurel and Hardy stories.
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Commando Existential
Story by JPYoung
‘War (conflict) means fighting (contact), and fighting (contact) means killing (inflicting & incurring casualties)’- Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest (politically incorrect male)
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Picnic in Upton Park
Story by JPYoung
Life is a picnic on a precipice – W.H. Auden
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A Sporting Fight
Story by JPYoung
‘I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense’. - H. L. Mencken
12+
The Antiques Show
Story by HSuys
the power of musical history
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A TRIP to HELL
Story by J.B
A couple are travelling in Poland to a little-known peninsula - with very unexpected results.
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The Royal Poodle Shakespearean Dramatics Company
Story by JPYoung
‘Alas, poor Dantés…we know them, Franco…’
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Naughty Sister
Story by Milind
This is excerpt from the story 'Naughty Sister' included in the book 'Beautiful Relationships' written by me that is available for sale on Amazon.
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Now We Are Ten…at Timbuktu
Story by JPYoung
Behind every birthday boy is a cringing mother…
12+
Justin Case - The Wanda Way
Story by HSuys
Introducing a new hero
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Invitation to a Haunted House Party
Story by JPYoung
The Down and Outers Are Back…Together with Miss Mac!
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Kiss My Assassin
Story by JPYoung
When killing is your living…
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A [School] Formal Introduction to Life
Story by JPYoung
When you walk on the wild side, you never walk alone…
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Rico’s Big Show
Story by JPYoung
Everybody loves a Saturday night…especially the Down and Outers!
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The Down and Outers
Story by JPYoung
The wasted nights of the round-and-round table…
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Penny Valentine from an Unknown Woman
Story by JPYoung
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
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Saved by the Chainsaws
Story by Ricks
a fifty word story
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Hither, Thither and Yon Poodles
Story by JPYoung
'I think fun is one of the best gifts we can give to each other. If everyone was having fun we’d be in good shape.' – Alex Ebert
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Shadow
Story by Terry Adcock
An aging detective takes on one more case.
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The GOAT
Story by Anthony E
How basketball was born. Can you guess how many basketball players are referenced in this? It's more than you think.
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Fashion Police
Story by Terry Adcock
A cheap detective clears the case in a hurry.
12+
On the Run (Prologue)
Story by Lyn
Remeber Ida and Ernest? This is how they met...
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Defaulters Parade
Story by JPYoung
Orders are orders...it's the interpretation that counts...
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FOGHORN'S RIVAL
Story by hercules
Looney Tunes story. A large Rhode Island Red rooster called Roland is brought to the farm where Foghorn lives. Foghorn gets jealous and tries several times to get rid of Roland.
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Dancing With the Boss
Story by HSuys
One can never check too much
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RABBIT MAYHEM
Story by hercules
Another Looney Tunes story. Elmer tries to catch Bugs over and over again, but never with success. Bugs always gets away and when Lola Bunny comes into it, things backfire on Elmer.
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Cheeeeeseburger
A short story about a cheeseburger maniac falling in love
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It's the Old Misery Himself
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story about resentments and misinterpretations.
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Dollface
Story by Terry Adcock
The story of Secret Service Agents Max Soto and Teddy Woods who nearly lost their sense of humor.
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Crumpets at Nutgrove
Story by JPYoung
Meeting the parents of your loved one for the first time is frequently awkward...
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Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
15+
Vino Vendetta
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story based on true events when encountering a "wine snob."
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The Good, the Bad and the Sarcastic
Story by JPYoung
When poodles ruled the earth...
12+
Buck Thirty
Story by BMArnold
"Ya know what you could get for a buck thirty back in my day?”
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Psychedelic Dancing
Story by Ricks
Rick and Suzie organise a party.
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Toss The Dough (Rock The Night Parody)
A lyric-parody of Rock The Night by Europe. Making a pizza pie crust.
12+
On the Run
Story by Lyn
A young girl, a young boy, and a whole lot of trouble. What chaos have they caused this time?
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Espionnage En Passant
Story by JPYoung
A teenage pawn in a high stakes game between East and West
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The Numberologist's Magic Window
Story by RSilver
A man visits a numerologist for a reading
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Outfoxed by Br'er Rabbit
Story by Terry Adcock
Life lessons and remembrances from childhood.
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Cannonball to Shangri-La
Story by JPYoung
An Excursion to the Wonderful World of Long Ago
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A Movie Offer
Story by Milind
Vinod, a yesteryears' movie superstar finds it diffficult to get movie roles. It is funny to read his negotiations with a movie producer to finalize contract for a lead role for him.
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The Destiny of Dzaramba
Story by JPYoung
It's not only how you live, it's also how you die...
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The Poodle Man
Story by JPYoung
They know lots of tricks, but they never perform unless they have to...
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The Origin of a Species
Story by HSuys
Hazards of a job
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Interrobang Goes Paris
Story by JPYoung
1. A non-standard punctuation mark (‽) indicating a question expressed in an exclamatory manner 2. Nickname for a person who repeatedly speaks in interrobangs
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Tropical Trade Winds to a Honolulu Homicide
Story by JPYoung
When the bullets fly, where the bodies lie, by the bye, you'll find a certain guy...
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"Go Time" Chapter 2: RC Cola, DQ and Folsom Creek
Story by Anthony E
Background on coming of age story--chapter 2.