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McGrath's Revenge: A South Seas Melodrama
Story by mudswimmer
The war is over but a rough diamond of a ship's mate is still battling with the British Empire. But why is the Captain of the SS Ocean Flower so reluctant to leave?
15+
The Drummer Boy
Story by RonnieJ
This historically accurate story is based on an old English folk song and is set during the Napoleonic Wars. It is more drama than funny and is a bit sad too.
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Madazine : The Lampwick Letters : Number One
Story by Scriptorius
A doctor of literature critiques a paper.
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Madazine : Scandinavian Stalemate
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’.
PG
Violet Eyes #12
Story by Bitter
#12 WOOP WOOP. Please! Send me feedback!!! [email protected]

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
15+
Dam and Damn
Story by Kuro
The difference between dam and damn.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Recipe
Story by J.B
They have been married for many years now and Carlos is no longer a young and handsome man. Yet she is happy. How?
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Talking Cat
Story by ₩Ø₦ĐɆⱤ
Basically every conversation with my kitty...
15+
The Gardener
Story by Jane Bean
Join Gerald as he takes a well-deserved rest in his sun lounger, and enjoy the final twist - or are there two?
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My "Foot" Problem
Story by RSilver
A man's encounter with nature in an unusual way.
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The Power of Dreams Part #5
Chapter 5; Are you Ready?
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The Power of Dreams Part #4
Chapter4; I get the absolute pleasure of laughing in everyone’s sorry faces
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The Puppet Master
Story by RSilver
A sarcastic detective short story of a real crime.
12+
Hygiene
Story by Storm
Have a problem with things messing with your teeth? Ever just wanted to say "no" to going to get your teeth cleaned? Perhaps you'll take better care from now on with this short story.
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All At Sea
Story by Scriptorius
A recent radio shipping forecast.
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Stevie Nicks and a Horse With No Name
Poem by Anthony E
If you liked AIRPLANE! You might hate this.
12+
Red Nail Polish
Story by majmaj
Tell Me Your Final Choice Ma'am: Do You Want A Red Nail Polish or My Marriage Certificate?
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Cockle-Doodle-Don't
Poem by Anthony E
A Children's Story (poem) about confidence and courage.
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Don't Mess With Momma
Poem by Anthony E
A short children's poem on bullying and a Momma's powerful love.
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Local Man Driven to Insanity From Lack of Things to Do!
Story by Aidan Wheeler
A (hopefully) relatable story about the lack of things to do at this time in quarantine!
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An Important Family
Story by Anthony E
An Important piece of writing.
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A Chicken, White Tack and a Chimney Sweep
Story by Ricks
Raphael Ravenscroft suddenly fires up and fills the speakers of the bedside digital clock. That riff. And what a riff. That infectious sound, a creation of pure genius by the coming together of ......
12+
Dead End at Holly Street
Story by stombell
Two boys discover more than they bargained for when they take a dark journey into the unknown.
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Tommy Noonan & the Summer of 84'
Story by Anthony E
The story is about the trials of growing up in 1984. It's part fiction-part observations.
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One of My Many Memories
Poem by supernova
A childhood memory.
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Trophies for Everyone?
Story by Anthony E
Satire regarding winning and winning.
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The Importance Of Seeing The Funny Side
Story by Scriptorius
A suggestion to ease the pressure on the health systems of our world.
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Cat Fight
Story by ₩Ø₦ĐɆⱤ
Two bickering cats prepare to fight.
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The Village Fete 2012
Story by Jane Bean
Do you enjoy black humour? This is a seemingly innocuous tale, but wait for the twist!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by ₩Ø₦ĐɆⱤ
School time! No more self-distancing!
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The Big Deal
Story by ₩Ø₦ĐɆⱤ
A little girl doesn't understand what "The big deal" is about the Apollo 11 landing.
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A World Wide Crime
Poem by Anthony E
Satire, focusing on football fanatics and how their passion can bypass real life and death problems.
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The Power of Dreams Part #2
Chapter 2 ; If you can’t read the warning, DON’T DO THE SPELL
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The Power of Dreams Part #1
Chapter 1: Helga's  Spells
15+
Artflicktion
Story by Benartflick
A brief look at two future movie stars before moving to Hollywood. Their names have been changed to make it impossible to guess who they are.
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Sharestrangethings.com: You Shall Smash
Story by Durandal
"I was told this was a website where I could report any strange experiences that I have had. Well, here I go. "-Dave Tompson
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Alone
Story by SJD ❤
No is messaging me back
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Worklessness
Story by Scriptorius
The advantages of being without work.
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THE STRANGE STORY OF PAVEL ONION AND SPOOKY LIL
Story by MaxMore
A true tale of mystery and strange happenings at an English school
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Solar
Story by magnamata
Two men witness the solar storms of 1859, known as the Carrington Event, while operating a telegraph communication hut.
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The Bird
Poem by scook5242
This poem is about a bird. But not just any bird . . . One who is NOT nice and one who causes mayhem wherever he finds himself. He's just, not your typical fun-loving, beautiful-singing bird.
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An Evening Out
Story by Scriptorius
A taxi driver helps a couple to enjoy an unusual evening.
18+
CARROT JUICE
Story by Paul Farin
A man's life gets destroyed by something he would never have been able to imagine in this comedy that exposes how the most unusual things are capable of overtaking someone's life.
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Saviour
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine indicates a way to save our world.
18+
THE LAST SANTELLI
Story by Paul Farin
This is a story about honor, and the fight against greed by a hard-working person; a fight all decent people have to wage at some time in their lives, and how one man risked everything.
15+
Oh-Semen
Story by Kuro
wrestling uniforms
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Old Money
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation between a bank cashier and a visitor.
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Weird, Wacky, and Wonderful
Story by Kiwi
A girl Wakes up in a knew weird land.
15+
Dam and Damn
Story by Kuro
The difference between dam and damn.
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Retail Psychology
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation in a shop.
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Glowing Dog
Story by MeckenzieV
My creative writing class assigned me the writing prompt: Glowing Dog. So, here’s what I came up with.
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Love Is in the Air
Poem by Kiwi
A small child on Valentines Day being skirmish.
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What's for Dinner?
Story by Michael Crawley
The tension and strife caused by the simple need to decide what to fix for dinner is the focus of this humorous look at relationships.
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Egg Custard
In a sleepy English village, Lavinia Wright gets an opportunity to show the women in her life what she's capable of, but when things don't got to plan, will she crumble or stand tall.
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From Diapers To Diapers In 61 Short Years
Story by SmileMaker
This is my Autobiography. All stories are 100% true. They happened to me! My name is SmileMaker. Perhaps you will see why when I wrote this. There are about 200 more stories to come.
18+
The Hidden Agenda
Story by unclemonty
Pompous Doctor is out witted by a little old Lady