Funny Short Stories
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Kung Fu Armadillo
Story by DrPhilbilly
A midnight encounter with an armadillo turns into a kung Fu battle.
A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.
CARROT JUICE
Story by P. F.
A man's life gets destroyed by something he would never have been able to imagine in this comedy that exposes how the most unusual things are capable of overtaking someone's life.
Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
A TRIP to HELL
Story by J.B
A couple are travelling in Poland to a little-known peninsula - with very unexpected results.
The Royal Poodle Shakespearean Dramatics Company
Story by JPYoung
‘Alas, poor Dantés…we know them, Franco…’
Naughty Sister
Story by Milind
This is excerpt from the story 'Naughty Sister' included in the book 'Beautiful Relationships' written by me that is available for sale on Amazon.
Invitation to a Haunted House Party
Story by JPYoung
The Down and Outers Are Back…Together with Miss Mac!
A [School] Formal Introduction to Life
Story by JPYoung
When you walk on the wild side, you never walk alone…
Penny Valentine from an Unknown Woman
Story by JPYoung
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
Hither, Thither and Yon Poodles
Story by JPYoung
'I think fun is one of the best gifts we can give to each other. If everyone was having fun we’d be in good shape.' – Alex Ebert
FOGHORN'S RIVAL
Story by hercules
Looney Tunes story. A large Rhode Island Red rooster called Roland is brought to the farm where Foghorn lives. Foghorn gets jealous and tries several times to get rid of Roland.
RABBIT MAYHEM
Story by hercules
Another Looney Tunes story. Elmer tries to catch Bugs over and over again, but never with success. Bugs always gets away and when Lola Bunny comes into it, things backfire on Elmer.
Cheeeeeseburger
Story by The Story Cascade
A short story about a cheeseburger maniac falling in love
It's the Old Misery Himself
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story about resentments and misinterpretations.
Dollface
Story by Terry Adcock
The story of Secret Service Agents Max Soto and Teddy Woods who nearly lost their sense of humor.
Crumpets at Nutgrove
Story by JPYoung
Meeting the parents of your loved one for the first time is frequently awkward...
Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
Vino Vendetta
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story based on true events when encountering a "wine snob."
Toss The Dough (Rock The Night Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
A lyric-parody of Rock The Night by Europe. Making a pizza pie crust.
On the Run
Story by -Lynnyan-
A young girl, a young boy, and a whole lot of trouble. What chaos have they caused this time?
A Movie Offer
Story by Milind
Vinod, a yesteryears' movie superstar finds it diffficult to get movie roles. It is funny to read his negotiations with a movie producer to finalize contract for a lead role for him.
The Poodle Man
Story by JPYoung
They know lots of tricks, but they never perform unless they have to...
Interrobang Goes Paris
Story by JPYoung
1. A non-standard punctuation mark (‽) indicating a question expressed in an exclamatory manner
2. Nickname for a person who repeatedly speaks in interrobangs
Tropical Trade Winds to a Honolulu Homicide
Story by JPYoung
When the bullets fly, where the bodies lie, by the bye, you'll find a certain guy...
"Go Time" Chapter 2: RC Cola, DQ and Folsom Creek
Story by Anthony E
Background on coming of age story--chapter 2.
Christmas Eve and Me
Story by Anthony E
Story that blends holiday movie favorites into one plot, far from done, send me suggestions and I will include them.
The Christmas Guard
Story by JPYoung
Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.
Halloween Knight Mares
Poem by KeithLankford
Knight Mares ride quickly
Taking their prey
Never forget
When to sleep you lay