Funny Short Stories

Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.

Lost souls found to be wandering in a graveyard

Simple miscommunication

The triumphant rescue of Caedmon the cat

Find the songtitles

comedy about a song

It's a story about a girl named Lucy.

Home Scissor Saloon

A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...

I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.

“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know. The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.

Too cool for school = too hot to handle...

A man who has a dream about hats and goes to the race track thinking about his dream

An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...

Tender bartender

Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...

There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.

Romance flash fiction.

Flash fiction. Hope you enjoy!

They are homegrown

Request for a critique.

A random snippet of life and dialogue between an antisocial hairdresser and her bizarre great aunt

A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.

Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.

Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.

Detective parody

Funny story about cleaning the house

He is especially popular and you will agree.

Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)" (Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)

Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz

Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"

Uh, what the title says. Its about dreams n' stuff.

Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.

Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...

You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.

An 'individual', alone in a house, reflecting on their life

An Easter Egg With A Less Fattening Centre . . .

I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!

Podcaster interviews iconic street artist

A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!

A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...

An unwanted encounter with an annoying train passenger leads an office worker to his destiny with the leaders of the world.

A colorblind girl’s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like she’s special.

A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.

What would you do?

Another item from the Scriptorius 'Madazine Pending' file.

This is a very short story about winning the lottery.

Not everyone likes going outside.

Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.

Archie Henderson. He is expelled for stopping the physical assault on a fellow pupil by a prefect. This will prevent him from attending university, which will prevent him attending university.