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Help, My Dog Has Nanofleas!
Story by mindfulhumor
A futuristic businessman utilizes the help of a robotic assistant to corner the nanoflea market.
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The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
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Oasis
Story by Scriptorius
Another story in the 'Out West' series.
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Solar
Story by magnamata
Two men witness the solar storms of 1859, known as the Carrington Event, while operating a telegraph communication hut.
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Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girl’s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like she’s special.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Lia_of_Oz
School time! No more self-distancing!

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
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What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)" (Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
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What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Lia_of_Oz
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
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Dreams N' Other Stuff
Story by PuffyPancakes
Uh, what the title says. Its about dreams n' stuff.
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Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
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Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...
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Swapped
Story by -Lynnyan-
You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.
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Who's there?
Story by ChrisPlato
An 'individual', alone in a house, reflecting on their life
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Impatient Patient
Story by Scriptorius
An Easter Egg With A Less Fattening Centre . . .
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A Space Play Production
Story by -Lynnyan-
I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!
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This Week We Look at Street Art
Story by Sean Hodgson
Podcaster interviews iconic street artist
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Pretty Perilous in Pink
Story by JPYoung
A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!
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Terminal Toys
Story by -Lynnyan-
A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...
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Uzzy Uts!
Story by JPYoung
An unwanted encounter with an annoying train passenger leads an office worker to his destiny with the leaders of the world.
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In Living Color
Story by -Lynnyan-
A colorblind girl’s life is turned upside down when she meets a boy that makes her feel like she’s special.
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Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet
Story by JPYoung
A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.
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The Lottery Jackpot
Story by HSuys
What would you do?
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Global Something
Story by Scriptorius
Another item from the Scriptorius 'Madazine Pending' file.
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The lottery
Story by Chantal
This is a very short story about winning the lottery.
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I Won't Go
Not everyone likes going outside.
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Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.
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Last Days of School
Story by Paul Davies
Archie Henderson. He is expelled for stopping the physical assault on a fellow pupil by a prefect. This will prevent him from attending university, which will prevent him attending university.
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The Three Jolly Boatmen
Story by Paul Davies
This is an homage to Kangaroo Island. While is a humorous piece it also covers the devastation of the big bush fire in early 2020.
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WISHING WELL
Story by HSuys
countdown to inauguration day
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The potato incident
Story by HomelessDan
A boy recollects a childhood incident involving an old school friend and a potato. (WARNING- contains frequent swear words)
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Snooping in the sun
Story by HomelessDan
A short story about a women who finds a notebook in the summer heat next to a corpse. Should she alert the police...or pick it up and read it?
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Descent to the Ninth Circle
Story by JPYoung
An account of a mercenary operation set in no named country during the 1980's, think The Dogs of War meets The Three Stooges. I have served in several military forces and farces.
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MASK
Story by HSuys
funny covid-19 related sf
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Thanksgiving: The Holiday Celebrated With Homicide!
Story by Kat Dickens
A funny twist to the all you can eat holiday, know as thanksgiving, that is told through the eyes of the main dish, a turkey!
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Hilarious Painful Dream
I finally found love..... Just like the Hollywood movies
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Just Chatting
Story by Scriptorius
Presented with love by the partnership of Scriptorius and Aquarius
12+
The Wedding
Story by Shaun French
The big day is near but there's someone missing.
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Candy Store
Story by cricket
Anna walked to a candy store.
PG
Watch Your Step
Personally, I would have wished to fly
18+
3 Men Go to Hell
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
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PAPERS
Story by HSuys
Brief conversation
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What Grumpy Thought Of Snow White
Story by 1949
Was Grumpy the curmudgeon we've been led to believe, or did he just hide his true emotions?
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Jamie's New Girlfriend
Story by ExiledLondoner
It's no fun being the only single, childless bloke at a kid's party, and Jamie would rather drop his present off and leave. Unfortunately, everyone's found out about his new girlfriend.
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As You Were
Story by Scriptorius
Another story from the Aquarian Madazine Pending File
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Shoot The Messenger
Story by Scriptorius
In loving memory of Scriptorius. Another story from my Madazine Pending File.
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The Deaf Man
Story by Sansid
A funny story of a deaf man who goes and meets his friend.
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The Missing Wine Case
Story by RSilver
Bud Insky tries to find who stole the wine before Shabbat starts.
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Recipe
Story by J.B
They have been married for many years now and Carlos is no longer a young and handsome man. Yet she is happy. How?
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Talking Cat
Story by Lia_of_Oz
Basically every conversation with my kitty...
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The Gardener
Story by Jane Bean
Join Gerald as he takes a well-deserved rest in his sun lounger, and enjoy the final twist - or are there two?
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My "Foot" Problem
Story by RSilver
A man's encounter with nature in an unusual way.
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The Power of Dreams Part #4
Chapter4; I get the absolute pleasure of laughing in everyone’s sorry faces
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The Puppet Master
Story by RSilver
A sarcastic detective short story of a real crime.