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God Has Great Morning Breath
Story by Author Unknown
15+
Stolen Night
Story by djreed7100
Sun comes up....
All Audiences
Madazine : Third Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest message from Mission Control to Dweedles, their space cadet.
PG
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
Story by Galaxian
A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
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Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Top Funny Short Stories

12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Madazine : Altercation
Story by Scriptorius
A sharp exchange in a writing forum.
15+
On the Buses
Story by aliyf123
Political satire inspired by Boris Johnson's model bus-making revelation
12+
Out of the Woods
Story by aliyf123
Brexit satire - a (hopefully!) amusing fairy tale for grown-ups
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Madazine : See Your Doctor
Story by Scriptorius
Dialogue between patient and doctor.
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The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
18+
New Trump Policy Aims to Send Low Income Families to the Mines
Story by vladislav155
In efforts to curb the U.S debt crisis.
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Carpe Diem
Story by TimTaylor
A man goes to see a doctor and hears he has 24 hours to live. He decides to live his last day to the full, abandoning all inhibitions.
PG
Confess
Story by HSuys
Birth of a third son (saying more would spoil)
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Madazine : The Appraisal
Story by Scriptorius
A man faces a discussion about his performance in the work place.
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The Exam
Waiting for my paper
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The Last President
Story by Vincent Murphy
Hi, I have written a satirical short story which i believe is in sync with our recent political past; present; and anticipates our exciting/frightening near future. Thanks
18+
Dog Park Identities
Story by casslyn27
A stay-at-home mom and her loyal dog have both lost something. Through uncomfortable experiences and adventures at the neighborhood dog park, mom and dog find their new identity.
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Madazine : As The Critics Saw It
Story by Scriptorius
Two different views of a musician's performance.
PG
The Summer I Got Pretty
Everything changed that summer
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Surgery
Story by magnamata
A neurotic waits for his dad to come out of surgery. First Person Journal experiment.
12+
Sick Room
Story by magnamata
A couple try to get some sleep, and eventually succeed.
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Madazine : Francis Drake Reports
Story by Scriptorius
Queen Elizabeth I speaks with the great navigator.
PG
Recycling Day
Story by
When you want to throw out your old appliance you don't expect it to fight back...
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New Horizons #2
Story by Aurora987654321
This is part #2 to New Horizons. This time it is about how Alora's first day in Montana goes.
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The Feet Affair
Story by Martin Westlake
Long-suffering wife humours amateur art-collecting husband as he speculates feverishly and fruitlessly on the origin and worth of a painting of a pair of feet he has foolishly bought.
PG
Never Marry a Writer
A public service announcement
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Madazine : Parliamentary Exchange
Story by Scriptorius
A member of parliament tackles a minister.
12+
The Local Band
Story by Luke Fannan
The inner ramblings of a boyfriend lacking confidence and conviction. Set during a night at the local music venue.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
12+
Coco Pt.2
Story by LittleDevil
This is the continuation of Coco
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Madazine : The Philosopher’s Stone?
Story by Scriptorius
Another spectacular event staged by Kevin Spout.
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Madazine : Come Again
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual end to a court hearing.
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Madazine : Purple Prose
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual writer is interviewed.
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Thoughts of Dog
Story by Able_Acronym
What goes through the mind of a dog
12+
My Dog Is Right
Story by Zer0
A funny short story.
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Madazine : The Interview
Story by Scriptorius
A very strange encounter
12+
Missing Pt2
Story by Krypton
Nick's wife suddenly goes missing one night, and he is blamed for the murder, but was she really murdered?
15+
The Telephone Interview
Story by Shojo
The culmination of all your fears when faced with a screening interview by phone for that new job.
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Madazine : Calculus
Story by Scriptorius
Two great mathematicians battling it out.
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Madazine : Broadcasting With A Difference
Story by Scriptorius
Concerning the displeasure of a radio station chief.
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Madazine : Crunch Meeting
Story by Scriptorius
Matters coming to a head.
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Madazine : Prepositions And Other Things
Story by Scriptorius
A question of language.
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We Have All The Time In The World
Story by Aquarius
Reflections On Growing Older – Part Six
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Madazine : Leadership
Story by Scriptorius
Coming to the fore in politics.
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Madazine : Speed Limit
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Kevin Spout, Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
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Madazine : Golden Thoughts
Story by Scriptorius
A ramble from the editor.
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Madazine : Making It Clear
Story by Scriptorius
An interviewer tackles a politician.
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Madazine : Taking To The Air
Story by Scriptorius
An aircraft adventure.
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Madazine : Fast Track To Immortality
Story by Scriptorius
An interesting suggestion for increasing longevity.
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Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
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Madazine : Homecoming
Story by Scriptorius
Alarm over a new home.
15+
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
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Madazine : The Modern Way Of Debating
Story by Scriptorius
A novel idea for parliament.
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PRESSURE COOKING
Story by Monique
Mothers, daughters, and conflict in the kitchen. How social media was the magic ingredient in healing a rift...
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Madazine : A Cosmological Coup
Story by Scriptorius
A galactic overview.