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Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
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Princess Tuna and the Big Decision
Story by mudswimmer
Princess Tuna has a big marriage decision to make. A kid's story for adults or an adult story for kids?
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Madazine : Advanced Economics
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with a politician.
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Madazine : Valediction
Story by Scriptorius
Ossie Briddle has departed from this plane of life.
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Don’t Mess With The Law
Story by Scriptorius
The closing stage of an unusual court case.

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18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?

Top Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
15+
Which Condom Size?
Story by Galaxian
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says...

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
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Madazine : Homecoming
Story by Scriptorius
Alarm over a new home.
15+
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
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Madazine : The Modern Way Of Debating
Story by Scriptorius
A novel idea for parliament.
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PRESSURE COOKING
Story by Monique
Mothers, daughters, and conflict in the kitchen. How social media was the magic ingredient in healing a rift...
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Madazine : A Cosmological Coup
Story by Scriptorius
A galactic overview.
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Madazine : Coinage
Story by Scriptorius
A new slant on currency.
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Madazine : Straighten Up, Earthlings
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine from a great distance.
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Madazine : Advanced Economics
Story by Scriptorius
An interview with a politician.
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STITCHES
Story by Monique
Rivalry at fashion school, with a gentle twist. (800 words)
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Don’t Mess With The Law
Story by Scriptorius
The closing stage of an unusual court case.
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ROACHES ARE A PAIN IN THE NECK
Story by Roberto Perez
IN THIS SHORT STORY, READERS WILL BE MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT A NEW REALYTY IN NY WHEN THEY COME TO A DREAM LAND.
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Madazine : Wandering Weapons
Story by Scriptorius
Watch out, nukes about!
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Madazine : Let Battle Commence
Story by Scriptorius
An innovative suggestion for the sporting field.
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Madazine : The Lampwick Letters : Number One
Story by Scriptorius
A doctor of literature critiques a paper.
18+
Funny Cats in It
Story by Stethepoet
A humorous social commentary of modern life in the west juxtaposed with a glimpse of life in the 3rd world.
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Madazine : Where The Tough Get Going
Story by Scriptorius
A report on an unusual educational institution.
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Madazine : Perpetual Motion
Story by Scriptorius
Kevin Spout's latest experiment.
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Madazine : Weather
Story by Scriptorius
A weather forecast with a difference.
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Madazine : Ruling The Waves
Story by Scriptorius
Another exploit by Yorkshire engineer and inventor, Kevin Spout.
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Madazine : Brexit Bulletin
Story by Scriptorius
An item with which Madazine's editor proves his oldster solidarity.
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Madazine : How To Be Superior
Story by Scriptorius
A gentleman indicates how to be gentleman.
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My Time
Story by Robert Thornton
The terrifying recall of my running into Death, and how it wasn't what it was supposed to be
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Madazine : Life In The Dark Ages
Story by Scriptorius
An insight into the life of common people during England's Anglo-Saxon period.
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Madazine : A Country Practice
Story by Scriptorius
A tale about a deluded architect.
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Madazine : Bridging The Gaps
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
PG
Cankle Boy
Story by Robert Thornton
This frickin kid man. He a stupid idiot.
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Madazine : Customer Relations
Story by Scriptorius
An exchange between a disappointed customer and a shop manager.
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Madazine : So You Want To Be A Member Of Parliament
Story by Scriptorius
Political discussion with a difference.
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Madazine : No Space in Space
Story by Scriptorius
Yorkshire's own inventor, Kevin Spout, reveals his latest efforts to the astonished public.
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Car "Smack"
A script/short story I wrote in a night for class. Classmates bicker over cars, race for pink slips, comedy.
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Madazine : Horticultural Matters
Story by Scriptorius
Gardener's Question Time with a difference.
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Super B!
Poem by Matt Decker
Between boroughs and 'burbs, behold this blurb 'bout the letter B - it's truly "superB"!
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Madazine : I Quit
Story by Scriptorius
A letter of resignation with a difference.
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Madazine : A View From Afar
Story by Scriptorius
A message from Planed Goz to Earthlings.
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Madazine : Transport for the High-Minded
Story by Scriptorius
Kevin Spout with his latest invention.
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Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
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Madazine : Telling It Like It Is
Story by Scriptorius
A BBC Radio 4 broadcast like there's never been one before.
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Madazine : If It Ain’t Broke . . .
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminent thinker of our time.
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Madazine : Getting Right Down to It
Story by Scriptorius
A startling new project has begun in the north of England. Kevin Spout enters the picture.
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Madazine : Home Improvements
Story by Scriptorius
Some rather unusual home improvement suggestions.
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Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.
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Madazine : Figuring It Out
Story by Scriptorius
Something puzzling happens to Jane and John.
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Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.
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Madazine : A Question of Nationality
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, one of the foremost thinkers of our time.
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Madazine : The Reverend Speaks
Story by Scriptorius
Today Madazine brings you a sermon with a difference.
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Madazine : A Memorable Encounter
Story by Scriptorius
It was a big day for the town’s chess club. . .
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Madazine : Imparting the Spin
Story by Scriptorius
i It was decided recently that the public should be offered a way of evaluating objectively what is said by politicians.
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Madazine : Ships That Pass in the Night
Story by Scriptorius
A chance encounter on a train journey that would otherwise have been very boring.
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Madazine : Face to Face
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Ovis Jopp and his foremost detractor, Dr Terps Dunderclap, are meeting face to face.