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Be Gone Disco Demon
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is on the road when his radio is posessed by Disco music.
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Madazine : The Interview
Story by Scriptorius
A very strange encounter
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ONE NIGHT STANDS
Story by rockstar11
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR. I’ve had one or two...hundred…and they’ve come in all different
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No More Quarks
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp's latest exciting investigation.
18+
Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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Dam and Damn
Story by Kuro
The difference between dam and damn.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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A World Wide Crime
Poem by Anthony E
Satire, focusing on football fanatics and how their passion can bypass real life and death problems.
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The Power of Dreams Part #3
Chapter 4; I get the absolute pleasure, of laughing in everyone's sorry faces.
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The Power of Dreams Part #2
Chapter 3: Don’t tamper with unfamiliar things Kids! Or else you get superpowers you never asked for.
15+
Artflicktion
Story by Benartflick
A brief look at two future movie stars before moving to Hollywood. Their names have been changed to make it impossible to guess who they are.
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Sharestrangethings.com: You Shall Smash
Story by Durandal
"I was told this was a website where I could report any strange experiences that I have had. Well, here I go. "-Dave Tompson
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Alone
Story by SJD
No is messaging me back
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Worklessness
Story by Scriptorius
The advantages of being without work.
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THE STRANGE STORY OF PAVEL ONION AND SPOOKY LIL
Story by MaxMore
A true tale of mystery and strange happenings at an English school
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Solar
Story by magnamata
Two men witness the solar storms of 1859, known as the Carrington Event, while operating a telegraph communication hut.
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The Bird
Poem by scook5242
This poem is about a bird. But not just any bird . . . One who is NOT nice and one who causes mayhem wherever he finds himself. He's just, not your typical fun-loving, beautiful-singing bird.
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An Evening Out
Story by Scriptorius
A taxi driver helps a couple to enjoy an unusual evening.
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CARROT JUICE
Story by Paul Farin
A man's life gets destroyed by something he would never have been able to imagine in this comedy that exposes how the most unusual things are capable of overtaking someone's life.
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Saviour
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine indicates a way to save our world.
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THE LAST SANTELLI
Story by Paul Farin
This is a story about honor, and the fight against greed by a hard-working person; a fight all decent people have to wage at some time in their lives, and how one man risked everything.
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Oh-Semen
Story by Kuro
wrestling uniforms
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Old Money
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation between a bank cashier and a visitor.
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Weird, Wacky, and Wonderful
Story by Kiwi
A girl Wakes up in a knew weird land.
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Dam and Damn
Story by Kuro
The difference between dam and damn.
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Retail Psychology
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation in a shop.
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Glowing Dog
Story by MeckenzieV
My creative writing class assigned me the writing prompt: Glowing Dog. So, here’s what I came up with.
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Love Is in the Air
Poem by Kiwi
A small child on Valentines Day being skirmish.
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What's for Dinner?
Story by Michael Crawley
The tension and strife caused by the simple need to decide what to fix for dinner is the focus of this humorous look at relationships.
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Egg Custard
In a sleepy English village, Lavinia Wright gets an opportunity to show the women in her life what she's capable of, but when things don't got to plan, will she crumble or stand tall.
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From Diapers To Diapers In 61 Short Years
Story by SmileMaker
This is my Autobiography. All stories are 100% true. They happened to me! My name is SmileMaker. Perhaps you will see why when I wrote this. There are about 200 more stories to come.
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The Hidden Agenda
Story by unclemonty
Pompous Doctor is out witted by a little old Lady
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Madazine : Altercation
Story by Scriptorius
A sharp exchange in a writing forum.
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On the Buses
Story by aliyf123
Political satire inspired by Boris Johnson's model bus-making revelation
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Out of the Woods
Story by aliyf123
Brexit satire - a (hopefully!) amusing fairy tale for grown-ups
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Madazine : See Your Doctor
Story by Scriptorius
Dialogue between patient and doctor.
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The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
18+
New Trump Policy Aims to Send Low Income Families to the Mines
Story by vladislav155
In efforts to curb the U.S debt crisis.
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Carpe Diem
Story by TimTaylor
A man goes to see a doctor and hears he has 24 hours to live. He decides to live his last day to the full, abandoning all inhibitions.
PG
Confess
Story by HSuys
Birth of a third son (saying more would spoil)
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Madazine : The Appraisal
Story by Scriptorius
A man faces a discussion about his performance in the work place.
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The Exam
Waiting for my paper
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The Last President
Story by Vincent Murphy
Hi, I have written a satirical short story which i believe is in sync with our recent political past; present; and anticipates our exciting/frightening near future. Thanks
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Dog Park Identities
Story by casslyn27
A stay-at-home mom and her loyal dog have both lost something. Through uncomfortable experiences and adventures at the neighborhood dog park, mom and dog find their new identity.
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Madazine : As The Critics Saw It
Story by Scriptorius
Two different views of a musician's performance.
PG
The Summer I Got Pretty
Everything changed that summer
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Surgery
Story by magnamata
A neurotic waits for his dad to come out of surgery.
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Madazine : Francis Drake Reports
Story by Scriptorius
Queen Elizabeth I speaks with the great navigator.
PG
Recycling Day
Story by
When you want to throw out your old appliance you don't expect it to fight back...
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New Horizons #2
Story by Rora
This is part #2 to New Horizons. This time it is about how Alora's first day in Montana goes.
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The Feet Affair
Story by Martin Westlake
Long-suffering wife humours amateur art-collecting husband as he speculates feverishly and fruitlessly on the origin and worth of a painting of a pair of feet he has foolishly bought.
PG
Never Marry a Writer
A public service announcement
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Madazine : Parliamentary Exchange
Story by Scriptorius
A member of parliament tackles a minister.
12+
The Local Band
Story by Luke Fannan
The inner ramblings of a boyfriend lacking confidence and conviction. Set during a night at the local music venue.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
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Madazine : The Philosopher’s Stone?
Story by Scriptorius
Another spectacular event staged by Kevin Spout.
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Madazine : Come Again
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual end to a court hearing.