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Backfire
Story by sammieliegh2011
about farts and sneezing
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A Trip to the Zoo
Story by mudswimmer
Miss Battleaxe warns the kids to be on their best behaviour while visiting the zoo, but she is the one who ends up in big trouble
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Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^
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Cop Killer
Detectives Tuggs' and Muerte's partnership comes to an abrupt end during their pursuit of a bank robber.
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The Calling of the Caviar
This poem type of story has a Shakespearean twist. It's humorous and I hope you find it in your heart to get royalty front seat.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

Top Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
15+
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Good Luck, Bad Luck
Story by Szino9
About a lucky break we are all waiting for. But is it?
12+
The Statue of Claudio Collomini
Story by CharlesEverest
Amidst the beautiful scenery of 1950s Italy, a young businessman, on the verge of greatness, finally summons the (Dutch) courage to confront his terrible secret.
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A Teacher, His Students & That Missing Connect
Story by Veejay
Unable to remember children's names a teacher has to wriggle out of some tight situations with ingenious ways.
18+
Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.
18+
A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.
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THE DEVIL WORE PINK TIGHTS
Story by JT
“It’s the Sulphur smell, isn’t it?” I didn’t reply. “I’m trying to get rid of it but with little success. Sorry.”
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THE AMPHORA
Story by JT
They found an ancient jug in the Aegean Sea. When they opened it, they got more than they bargained for.
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Petrified
Story by Dogbomb3
A Psychiatrist's encounter with a dangerous patient.
18+
13. Silicone Valley Flat Tire
Story by Cobra
In the 1970's wafer fab plants to make Silicone chips sprang up like mushrooms overnight and were desperate to hire employees. The girl/boy culture was wild.
15+
The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
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The TASIF Murders
Story by Sachin Varghese
A story about 2 unusual murders in a very unusual engineering college.
15+
LAMENT of the DISPAIRING SOUL
Poem by alval650
A virtual recluse imagining dark visions and hearing maddening noises finally gets relief from his tortured existence.
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The Calling of the Caviar
This poem type of story has a Shakespearean twist. It's humorous and I hope you find it in your heart to get royalty front seat.
18+
Shoulder Amazon Lily
Story by Shortmovieclip
She was shy untutored the right man never touched her. He's counting the bad petals love me-love me not. She smelled the begonia.He smiled she brushed him off her shoulder but felt so butterfly free
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The Pig That Thought It Was a Chicken
Story by T_Stories
This is a funny children's story about a pig that thought it was a chicken.
PG
FOCUS!
Story by Kat
A mind as it wanders through the day.
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Accepting the Jungle
Story by KilalaKitty
Flash fiction story of a young elementary boy afraid to ask out a classmate. See what happens with the help of his older sister...
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The WeekDays
Story by Kat
A description of the days of the week if they were humans.
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Life With Eight Siblings
Story by NobodyImportant
Have ever wondered what life is like for that weird kid with eight siblings? Yes? Awesome! Because that's what this story's about.
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Revenge
Story by EagertoWrite44
A story of children sticking together.
PG
Just a Draft
Story by 🌸Fate
The battle of writing
15+
Going Away - Chapter 11
An unexpected offer for Louisa...
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FIRST KISS
Story by salpa58
Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.
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Haiku - Selection 1
A selection of my haiku poems...
12+
The Princess and the Impatient Frog
Story by Sapodilla
“So, Princess. Are you going to kiss me or not?” The Princess snorts like a coffee machine and shrugs.
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Spring
Story by Blackcat
A car accident...
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Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^
15+
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
12+
Facebook faux pas
How modern social media can trip you up if you're not careful..
15+
The Advice
Some people just WILL NOT listen...
15+
Lenny, Marcus and Stonehenge
Two friends and the Winter Solstice
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Out
Another micro-fiction tale...
12+
Inspiration
Another of my micro-fiction stories
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Edited
More micro-fiction
12+
Are We There Yet?
Another micro-fiction story
15+
Absurd
A micro-fiction tale
15+
Noxious
Any dog owner should be able to relate to this story!
18+
Tardy
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
Story by djreed7100
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Story by djreed7100
Reasonably fair day to let it go
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Will It Go Round In Circles
Story by James Hold
Strange doings at the Preston residence.
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Greek Dinner
Restaurant customers Wolfgang, Angela and Jeroen make hard demands to waiters Alexis and Yanis.
12+
Multiple Organisms
Story by BellyBuster
Two people with multiple personalities meet and a relationships develops.
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dont turn on the light
Story by haleyhayseed
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.
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momentum
Story by djreed7100
motion catching motion
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Fortress
Story by djreed7100
3rd portion of story Saucy