Funny Short Stories
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God Has Great Morning Breath
Story by Author Unknown
Madazine : Third Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest message from Mission Control to Dweedles, their space cadet.
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
Story by Galaxian
A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
Madazine : Yours Wrathfully
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter about the things that have gone wrong with Britain.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
On the Buses
Story by aliyf123
Political satire inspired by Boris Johnson's model bus-making revelation
The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
New Trump Policy Aims to Send Low Income Families to the Mines
Story by vladislav155
In efforts to curb the U.S debt crisis.
Carpe Diem
Story by TimTaylor
A man goes to see a doctor and hears he has 24 hours to live. He decides to live his last day to the full, abandoning all inhibitions.
Madazine : The Appraisal
Story by Scriptorius
A man faces a discussion about his performance in the work place.
The Last President
Story by Vincent Murphy
Hi,
I have written a satirical short story which i believe is in sync with our recent political past; present; and anticipates our exciting/frightening near future.
Thanks
Dog Park Identities
Story by casslyn27
A stay-at-home mom and her loyal dog have both lost something. Through uncomfortable experiences and adventures at the neighborhood dog park, mom and dog find their new identity.
Madazine : As The Critics Saw It
Story by Scriptorius
Two different views of a musician's performance.
Madazine : Francis Drake Reports
Story by Scriptorius
Queen Elizabeth I speaks with the great navigator.
Recycling Day
Story by
When you want to throw out your old appliance you don't expect it to fight back...
New Horizons #2
Story by Aurora987654321
This is part #2 to New Horizons. This time it is about how Alora's first day in Montana goes.
The Feet Affair
Story by Martin Westlake
Long-suffering wife humours amateur art-collecting husband as he speculates feverishly and fruitlessly on the origin and worth of a painting of a pair of feet he has foolishly bought.
The Local Band
Story by Luke Fannan
The inner ramblings of a boyfriend lacking confidence and conviction. Set during a night at the local music venue.
Madazine : The Philosopher’s Stone?
Story by Scriptorius
Another spectacular event staged by Kevin Spout.
Missing Pt2
Story by Krypton
Nick's wife suddenly goes missing one night, and he is blamed for the murder, but was she really murdered?
The Telephone Interview
Story by Shojo
The culmination of all your fears when faced with a screening interview by phone for that new job.
Madazine : Broadcasting With A Difference
Story by Scriptorius
Concerning the displeasure of a radio station chief.
Madazine : Speed Limit
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Kevin Spout, Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
Madazine : Fast Track To Immortality
Story by Scriptorius
An interesting suggestion for increasing longevity.
Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
PRESSURE COOKING
Story by Monique
Mothers, daughters, and conflict in the kitchen. How social media was the magic ingredient in healing a rift...