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You Know You're a Mom When....
Story by Author Unknown
PG
The Tax Poem
Poem by Galaxian
Another amusing rhyming poem, similar to the previous, making humor out of the sad reality that is over-taxation.
15+
The Drummer Boy
Story by RonnieJ
This historically accurate story is based on an old English folk song and is set during the Napoleonic Wars. It is more drama than funny and is a bit sad too.
All Audiences
Once Upon a Lightyear
Story by robertmoons
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.
12+
Satan's Tour of Degenerates
Story by martinflemingak
Satan takes a documentary filmmaker through hell but it doesn't go as horrifying as Satan hoped.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?

Top Funny Short Stories

18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
15+
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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No More Quarks
Story by Scriptorius
Professor Jopp's latest exciting investigation.
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Madazine : Guarding the Guards
Story by Scriptorius
Introducing Sir Bertram Utterside, the 'Fearsome Ferret'.
All Audiences
Spaced Out
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
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Madazine : Impatient Patient
Musing by Scriptorius
Introducing the benefits of D.I.Y. surgery.
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Pop, Please!
Poem by Matt Decker
Who knew POP could be so versatile? There's a lot in POP. This fun poem illustrates the multi-dimensional function of a single and simple word.
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CONGRESSMAN FOR A DAY
Story by Ricky Taylor
A Day In the Life of Author Ricky Taylor
All Audiences
THE GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA SAVED MY LIFE
Story by Ricky Taylor
A day in the life of Author Ricky Taylor
12+
Help, My Dog Has Nanofleas!
Story by mindfulhumor
A futuristic businessman utilizes the help of a robotic assistant to corner the nanoflea market.
All Audiences
An old man's job
Poem by StephenG
A light-hearted poem about work expectations in old age.
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Back To Square One
Story by Scriptorius
Another strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.
12+
The Trial of David Cameron
Story by rogerjeff
After economic collapse due to Brexit there has been a civil war in England. An impoverished couple prepare an oral history for their grandson. There are to be trials of the guilty.
All Audiences
The Amazing White Lizard
Story by Village
A very short story of farm life in Australia
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Is Allen an Alien?
Story by Matt Decker
Two buddies discuss a mysterious and unconventional classmate.
All Audiences
A Tragic End
Story by StephenG
Darren Tragic, a famous radio presenter, goes missing while climbing Mount Everest. Or does he?
All Audiences
The Scrambled Anna Graham
Story by Matt Decker
A girl named Anna Graham who loves anagrams? That spells fun!
15+
A Day in the Exam Hall.
Story by sricham
This a story about a boy in the exam hall writing his 6th grade final exams. Wish him luck .
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Wing Dings N Tide Pods, a Super Bowl Snack.
Story by Fergge
My initial visit to the new state of the art grocery store. What ever happened to food?
18+
Officer Shmendrick and the Disintegrating Man
Story by Mardav
You might just go to pieces over this story......
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Summers Past
Story by HH
Childhood memories from the family farm.
18+
The Tale Of Dambo Blankenridge
Story by Dowless
This story is a humorous satire. The tendency is for the most popular appeal remaining with more mature audiences. Read this one at your own risk..
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Driven To Distraction
Story by billyyoutwo1
an arduous motoring holiday is not what it appears to be.
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Tesco's Is Calling
Story by paulrhys50
A young boy on the verge of leaving school has, what he thinks, is an entertaining talk with the local careers officer.
12+
The Hiding Place
Story by Kimberly Owen
A man is forced to hide from a deadly enemy.
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How Did We Get Here?
Story by Jon Ziegler
Somehow, having children has transformed me from the life of the party into the elephant in the room.
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The Huge Book of Horrifying Diseases
Story by Jon Ziegler
DO NOT, under any circumstance, open the Huge Book of Horrifying Diseases.
All Audiences
Good Luck, Bad Luck
Story by Szino9
About a lucky break we are all waiting for. But is it?
12+
The Statue of Claudio Collomini
Story by CharlesEverest
Amidst the beautiful scenery of 1950s Italy, a young businessman, on the verge of greatness, finally summons the (Dutch) courage to confront his terrible secret.
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A Teacher, His Students & That Missing Connect
Story by Veejay
Unable to remember children's names a teacher has to wriggle out of some tight situations with ingenious ways.
18+
Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.
18+
A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.
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Petrified
Story by Dogbomb3
A Psychiatrist's encounter with a dangerous patient.
18+
13. Silicone Valley Flat Tire
Story by Cobra
In the 1970's wafer fab plants to make Silicone chips sprang up like mushrooms overnight and were desperate to hire employees. The girl/boy culture was wild.
15+
The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
All Audiences
The TASIF Murders
Story by Sachin Varghese
A story about 2 unusual murders in a very unusual engineering college.
15+
LAMENT of the DISPAIRING SOUL
Poem by alval650
A virtual recluse imagining dark visions and hearing maddening noises finally gets relief from his tortured existence.
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The Calling of the Caviar
This poem type of story has a Shakespearean twist. It's humorous and I hope you find it in your heart to get royalty front seat.
18+
Shoulder Amazon Lily
Story by Shortmovieclip
She was shy untutored the right man never touched her. He's counting the bad petals love me-love me not. She smelled the begonia.He smiled she brushed him off her shoulder but felt so butterfly free
PG
FOCUS!
Story by Kat
A mind as it wanders through the day.
All Audiences
Accepting the Jungle
Story by KilalaKitty
Flash fiction story of a young elementary boy afraid to ask out a classmate. See what happens with the help of his older sister...
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The WeekDays
Story by Kat
A description of the days of the week if they were humans.
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Life With Eight Siblings
Story by NobodyImportant
Have ever wondered what life is like for that weird kid with eight siblings? Yes? Awesome! Because that's what this story's about.
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Revenge
Story by EagertoWrite44
A story of children sticking together.
PG
Just a Draft
Story by 🌸Fate
The battle of writing
15+
Going Away - Chapter 11
An unexpected offer for Louisa...
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FIRST KISS
Story by salpa58
Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.
All Audiences
Haiku - Selection 1
A selection of my haiku poems...
12+
The Princess and the Impatient Frog
Story by Sapodilla
“So, Princess. Are you going to kiss me or not?” The Princess snorts like a coffee machine and shrugs.
All Audiences
Spring
Story by Blackcat
A car accident...
All Audiences
Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^