Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
The Tax Poem
Poem by Galaxian
Another amusing rhyming poem, similar to the previous, making humor out of the sad reality that is over-taxation.
Battle Plan
Story by Teddie
See what happens when you mix two people who don't like each other and make them team up. Please comment.
The Bad Deal
Story by RonnieJ
Bad deals, we all make them from time to time. Hopefully, there's a lesson here that we can all learn, particularly those lucky enough to be husbands.
In the end... It all DEPENDS, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Nothing works when you need it too!!!
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
A Teacher, His Students & That Missing Connect
Story by Veejay
Unable to remember children's names a teacher has to wriggle out of some tight situations with ingenious ways.
Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.
A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.
THE DEVIL WORE PINK TIGHTS
Story by JT
“It’s the Sulphur smell, isn’t it?”
I didn’t reply.
“I’m trying to get rid of it but with little success. Sorry.”
THE AMPHORA
Story by JT
They found an ancient jug in the Aegean Sea. When they opened it, they got more than they bargained for.
13. Silicone Valley Flat Tire
Story by Cobra
In the 1970's wafer fab plants to make Silicone chips sprang up like mushrooms overnight and were desperate to hire employees. The girl/boy culture was wild.
The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
The TASIF Murders
Story by Sachin Varghese
A story about 2 unusual murders in a very unusual engineering college.
LAMENT of the DISPAIRING SOUL
Poem by alval650
A virtual recluse imagining dark visions and hearing maddening noises finally gets relief from his tortured existence.
The Calling of the Caviar
Poem by Shortmovieclip
This poem type of story has a Shakespearean twist. It's humorous and I hope you find it in your heart to get royalty front seat.
Shoulder Amazon Lily
Story by Shortmovieclip
She was shy untutored the right man never touched her. He's counting the bad petals love me-love me not. She smelled the begonia.He smiled she brushed him off her shoulder but felt so butterfly free
The Pig That Thought It Was a Chicken
Story by T_Stories
This is a funny children's story about a pig that thought it was a chicken.
Accepting the Jungle
Story by KilalaKitty
Flash fiction story of a young elementary boy afraid to ask out a classmate. See what happens with the help of his older sister...
Life With Eight Siblings
Story by NobodyImportant
Have ever wondered what life is like for that weird kid with eight siblings? Yes? Awesome! Because that's what this story's about.
FIRST KISS
Story by salpa58
Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.
The Princess and the Impatient Frog
Story by Sapodilla
“So, Princess. Are you going to kiss me or not?”
The Princess snorts like a coffee machine and shrugs.
Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
Facebook faux pas
Story by Andy (Formerly Apemann)
How modern social media can trip you up if you're not careful..
A Conversation With a Spider
Story by Andy (Formerly Apemann)
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
Greek Dinner
Story by Alexis Kypridemos
Restaurant customers Wolfgang, Angela and Jeroen make hard demands to waiters Alexis and Yanis.
Multiple Organisms
Story by BellyBuster
Two people with multiple personalities meet and a relationships develops.
Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.