Funny Short Stories
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Wanna Borrow A Jack
Story by Author Unknown
FOGHORN'S RIVAL
Story by hercules
Looney Tunes story. A large Rhode Island Red rooster called Roland is brought to the farm where Foghorn lives. Foghorn gets jealous and tries several times to get rid of Roland.
Madazine : Second Reply From Planet X to Emissary
Story by Scriptorius
The latest news from Dweedles, Madazine's space explorer.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Almost All or Nothing at All
Story by JPYoung
‘Opposites attract…then attack…’ - Barbara Bradley Hagerty
Contracts
Story by David E. Cooper
A husband and a wife each decide to contract a hitman to kill the other - with unexpected results.
This We’ll Defend…Viva San Marino!
Story by JPYoung
‘National pride is to countries what self-respect is to individuals: a necessary condition for self-improvement.’ — Richard Rorty
Charlequinade
Story by JPYoung
‘The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Apollo. You, that way: we, this way.’
– William Shakespeare, Love's Labour's Lost
The Daily Dozen vs. the Bad Battalion
Story by JPYoung
‘The soldier is the army. No army is better than its soldiers.’ -General George S. Patton Jr.
Go Your Own Way
Story by JPYoung
‘Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more’ – Shakey’s Henry V
Commando Existential
Story by JPYoung
‘War (conflict) means fighting (contact), and fighting (contact) means killing (inflicting & incurring casualties)’- Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest (politically incorrect male)
A Sporting Fight
Story by JPYoung
‘I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense’. -
H. L. Mencken
A TRIP to HELL
Story by J.B
A couple are travelling in Poland to a little-known peninsula - with very unexpected results.
The Royal Poodle Shakespearean Dramatics Company
Story by JPYoung
‘Alas, poor Dantés…we know them, Franco…’
Naughty Sister
Story by Milind
This is excerpt from the story 'Naughty Sister' included in the book 'Beautiful Relationships' written by me that is available for sale on Amazon.
Invitation to a Haunted House Party
Story by JPYoung
The Down and Outers Are Back…Together with Miss Mac!
A [School] Formal Introduction to Life
Story by JPYoung
When you walk on the wild side, you never walk alone…
Penny Valentine from an Unknown Woman
Story by JPYoung
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
Hither, Thither and Yon Poodles
Story by JPYoung
'I think fun is one of the best gifts we can give to each other. If everyone was having fun we’d be in good shape.' – Alex Ebert
FOGHORN'S RIVAL
Story by hercules
Looney Tunes story. A large Rhode Island Red rooster called Roland is brought to the farm where Foghorn lives. Foghorn gets jealous and tries several times to get rid of Roland.
RABBIT MAYHEM
Story by hercules
Another Looney Tunes story. Elmer tries to catch Bugs over and over again, but never with success. Bugs always gets away and when Lola Bunny comes into it, things backfire on Elmer.
Cheeeeeseburger
Story by The Story Cascade
A short story about a cheeseburger maniac falling in love
It's the Old Misery Himself
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story about resentments and misinterpretations.
Dollface
Story by Terry Adcock
The story of Secret Service Agents Max Soto and Teddy Woods who nearly lost their sense of humor.
Crumpets at Nutgrove
Story by JPYoung
Meeting the parents of your loved one for the first time is frequently awkward...
Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
Vino Vendetta
Story by Terry Adcock
A short story based on true events when encountering a "wine snob."
Toss The Dough (Rock The Night Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
A lyric-parody of Rock The Night by Europe. Making a pizza pie crust.
On the Run
Story by Lyn
A young girl, a young boy, and a whole lot of trouble. What chaos have they caused this time?