Funny Short Stories
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Contracts
Story by David E. Cooper
A husband and a wife each decide to contract a hitman to kill the other - with unexpected results.
The Royal Poodle Shakespearean Dramatics Company
Story by JPYoung
‘Alas, poor Dantés…we know them, Franco…’
what am i doing now??!!!
Story by fuzzykitten4416
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Madazine : Francis Drake Reports
Story by Scriptorius
Queen Elizabeth I speaks with the great navigator.
Recycling Day
Story by
When you want to throw out your old appliance you don't expect it to fight back...
New Horizons #2
Story by Rora
This is part #2 to New Horizons. This time it is about how Alora's first day in Montana goes.
The Feet Affair
Story by Martin Westlake
Long-suffering wife humours amateur art-collecting husband as he speculates feverishly and fruitlessly on the origin and worth of a painting of a pair of feet he has foolishly bought.
The Local Band
Story by Luke Fannan
The inner ramblings of a boyfriend lacking confidence and conviction. Set during a night at the local music venue.
Madazine : The Philosopher’s Stone?
Story by Scriptorius
Another spectacular event staged by Kevin Spout.
Missing Pt2
Story by Krypton
Nick's wife suddenly goes missing one night, and he is blamed for the murder, but was she really murdered?
The Telephone Interview
Story by Shojo
The culmination of all your fears when faced with a screening interview by phone for that new job.
Madazine : Broadcasting With A Difference
Story by Scriptorius
Concerning the displeasure of a radio station chief.
Madazine : Speed Limit
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Kevin Spout, Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
Madazine : Fast Track To Immortality
Story by Scriptorius
An interesting suggestion for increasing longevity.
Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
PRESSURE COOKING
Story by Monique
Mothers, daughters, and conflict in the kitchen. How social media was the magic ingredient in healing a rift...
Madazine : Straighten Up, Earthlings
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine from a great distance.
ROACHES ARE A PAIN IN THE NECK
Story by Roberto Perez
IN THIS SHORT STORY, READERS WILL BE MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT A NEW REALITY IN NY. WHEN THEY COME TO A DREAMLAND.
Madazine : Let Battle Commence
Story by Scriptorius
An innovative suggestion for the sporting field.
Madazine : The Lampwick Letters : Number One
Story by Scriptorius
A doctor of literature critiques a paper.
Funny Cats in It
Story by Stethepoet
A humorous social commentary of modern life in the west juxtaposed with a glimpse
of life in the 3rd world.
Madazine : Where The Tough Get Going
Story by Scriptorius
A report on an unusual educational institution.
Madazine : Ruling The Waves
Story by Scriptorius
Another exploit by Yorkshire engineer and inventor, Kevin Spout.